it's pronounced broccoli 🇩🇴

I crochet and shit
thighs and positive vibes.

don't @ me though

[it's pronounced broccoli 🇩🇴 @CorderoRodney]

Guys I just found the reddit for dad jokes. I hope you're all ready to hate me.

[carizma ☁️ @slasheroan]

so then ad free is false advertising and we should all sue them!

[Erin Elizabeth Health Nut News🥜 @unhealthytruth]

Mother goes OFF on teachers at school who beat the crap out of her autistic child which she caught on hidden camera she placed in his long hair. 💪😭

[𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘 ᥫ᭡ @UnburdenedGal]

If he can’t cognitively make the decision himself THEN WHY THE FUCK IS HE EVEN ALLOWED TO BE THERE????

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

YES, your political stance does in fact define the kind of person you are

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

mf thats literally an iPod 😭

[☠︎︎ @bizzleecos]

Newbies don't know this but twitter used to be bird themed. the bird icon. bird house for home. egg for new account. never forget what they took from us

[random guy on the internet @KharayKrayKray]

SCHOOL IS NOT A SCAM!!!

[Kung Fu Panda Fanboy @KFP_Fanboy]

uh oh, there goes your "talent"

[História No Paint @HistoriaNoPaint]

entreguem o diploma pra ele

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

- no universal healthcare
- no universal childcare
- college is unaffordable
- housing is unaffordable
- groceries are unaffordable

The average salary for Gen Z is $39,416.
The average household income needed to live comfortably raising 2 kids is $233,604.

Hope this helps.

[JOKAMRREDPILLZ @JOKAQARMY1]

Traffickers look for moments like this 🤔

[B @itsbrittanyrose]

Oh shut the fuck up!

[Carlsberg. @Carlynotcarley]

I . DO. NOT. CARE.

CHILDREN SHOULD BE FED.

[Mama T🌻 @herchosenpath]

And it better be just as racist as the rest of them or we don't want it.