Daniel Haoleman

A man with diverse tastes currently living as a fish out of water in

[Daniel Haoleman @CordiDad]

@seanhelaosouse I think a LOT of people struggle with the idea of “authentic” Filipino food. The country is made up of more than 7600 islands and each island is unique and different.
Just the idea of adobo can be wildly different from person to person bc of the regionality of the food.

[Dave Zirin @EdgeofSports]

The entire Kaepernick saga on one sign.

[Steven Dennis @StevenTDennis]

Delta wave a good example of how many humans are really bad at preventing easily predicted, slow-motion disasters. We’ve known it was coming forever, we know how to prevent you from dying. The solution is almost trivial. And yet…

[Daniel Haoleman @CordiDad]

@RichHomieJuice In The Rock’s voice: IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT THE NAME IS………

[Daniel Haoleman @CordiDad]

@DrThad3 @EatingBeagles @restofesto Stay home and cook…..

[Daniel Haoleman @CordiDad]

@NiederNugget

[Abby Norman @abbynormansays]

I quit my teaching job and now make more bartending for 15 less hours week. Also I get blamed for way way less and get told thank you way way more. No lesson plans or grading papers.

Remember this when people ask about the teacher shortage.

[Daniel Haoleman @CordiDad]

@titoortiz @samatar972 Try fighting a science textbook, dipshit. Maybe try to wrestle a degree from a university….

[Daniel Haoleman @CordiDad]

@WrestlingAl1 @jokerai84 @TheJimCornette @davemeltzerWON Dave plays one these days just like Bruce does so he thinks everyone does it

[matt blaze @mattblaze]

I guess we should retire the expression “avoid it like the plague”, given how little effort people seem to be willing to go to to avoid plagues.

[K. Louise Neufeld 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @ninaandtito]

Shot, chaser….

[Daniel Haoleman @CordiDad]

@fattybirb It just means to do something that is supposed to get a reaction from someone or something. Generally refers to a negative confrontation, as in “the man punched me because I provoked him with insulting words”

[Daniel Haoleman @CordiDad]

@RealBShannon3

[Daniel Haoleman @CordiDad]

@RealBShannon3 This is gonna be the same as the last time a bunch of promoters got together to challenge WWE……

[Michael Green @andmichaelgreen]

If shouting "Fire!" in a crowded movie theater is not free speech...

What is shouting "There is no fire!" in a crowded movie theater while it burns down?

[Daniel Haoleman @CordiDad]

@fattybirb How does that work, exactly?

[Daniel Haoleman @CordiDad]

@RealBShannon3 He blocked me for saying he was working people on Twitter with this fake personality he puts on.
No discussion, just a block. I’m sure that means I was wrong then…..

[Daniel Haoleman @CordiDad]

@ScottMeeuwsen @ReedCoverdale Seriously, how fucking childish and silly can you be?