Cordless

[paige @BonerWizard]

I wish they hadn’t made the car fly at the end of Grease

[wapital @wapital3]

if the homeless guy talking to himself all day just typed what he was saying on twitter he would have a house

[j.h. @user_________01]

How fukd is it that you're expected to be reachable 24/7 by literally anyone via your portable mind-rayping device

[turbomander @turbomander]

i just feel like there’s no way the whole world is a vampire

[CincyBearcatOSRS @CincybearcatRS]

it’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me everything you know about the Old School RuneScape”

[Marked As “Unsafe Individual” @tom_on_here]

Hey man you gotta try these chips I got, they’re just as unhealthy as regular chips but they taste like shit and have 8 grams of protein

[Cordless @CordlessBooty]

@aLoneFox19_ Get me sumthin too I'm hungry

[𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙨 @oklahowa]

San Antonio Spurs fans when the PA announcer tells them to get on their feet and make some noise

[angel :) @ministryofluvvv]

lower your tone baby you know I’m retarded

[doctor worm @awaitingtrial]

Sliding this to 10 while my other trembling hand reaches for my service weapon

[Cordless @CordlessBooty]

@PlayHighguard No thanks

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when my friends are roasting me and I see the easy target in the group laughing

[Cordless @CordlessBooty]

@briannawin Probably because you're lame

[𝗞lark @KnightClawk]

A poor bear is gonna eat this fish and then go the rest of its life chasing that dragon

[FØXES @mitchiefox]

Do u ever think about what ur life would be like if u had spent the amount of time you have on RuneScape doing literally anything else

[Cordless @CordlessBooty]

@DistressDark @My_Goggle

[The Fron Jay @FJXSU]

What food is there to eat

[Cordless @CordlessBooty]

2 pounds mike n ikes
they were not even that good
i don't feel so great

[R.J @RJ16848519]

precious memories