Cowboy Corey

*continues to be a national embarrassment*

[Cowboy Corey @CoreyCockrum]

@ColorMeBoom Have you been to a bar before? I’m scared you haven’t…. Seems like you might be boring.

[Cowboy Corey @CoreyCockrum]

It’s like full?

[J.J. Duff @ColorMeBoom]

It’s actually embarrassing how empty the stadium is for the World Cup USA opener right now.

[Cowboy Corey @CoreyCockrum]

@ColorMeBoom Right so what are we taking about exactly? Sounds like 1 hr before the match America was drinking
Outside the stadium to save money and do what we usually do at an event, and you would have preferred we watched Katy Perry lip sing

[Cowboy Corey @CoreyCockrum]

@ColorMeBoom Right right so what is it?

[Cowboy Corey @CoreyCockrum]

It’s physically impossible for me to listen to some talk badly about houston

[Cowboy Corey @CoreyCockrum]

Houston hosting World Cup is so fucking awesome.

[Cowboy Corey @CoreyCockrum]

It’s crazy that the World Cup Final is at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway this year.

[Cowboy Corey @CoreyCockrum]

STEM education rots the brain

[Cowboy Corey @CoreyCockrum]

People have a lot to say about Houston but we are actually one of the only FIFA hosts cities that have rail directly to the stadium, and we kept it $1.25 each way.

[Cowboy Corey @CoreyCockrum]

This summer we’re all bleaching our hair chlorine green!! Get on the trend ladies

[Cowboy Corey @CoreyCockrum]

@Cameronokk Caesar never even had a tomato… open the schools.

[Cowboy Corey @CoreyCockrum]

@Cameronokk Bring me the singing cattle

[Cowboy Corey @CoreyCockrum]

Did we ever get to the bottom of why Lana Del Ray was working at the Waffle House?

[Cowboy Corey @CoreyCockrum]

How old do we have to be to start seeing Fall Out Boy cover bands

[Cowboy Corey @CoreyCockrum]

Azealia Banks v Angel Haze really was the moment.

[Cowboy Corey @CoreyCockrum]

The concept of Ancient Greeks swimming in Galveston

[Cowboy Corey @CoreyCockrum]

Rosie by the way I won that beauty pageant fair and square

[Cowboy Corey @CoreyCockrum]

@woahokrandy Why did I think this was Mary Kate and Ashley?

[Cowboy Corey @CoreyCockrum]

@kissphoria I take it to trivia at flying saucer from my house every Tuesday and frequently beat friends that drove home all the time!

[Cowboy Corey @CoreyCockrum]

Are the chicken tenders in season right now?