Cowboy Corey

*continues to be a national embarrassment*

[Cowboy Corey @CoreyCockrum]

Going to a Parisian club with 35% battery watch this space

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Bonjour, Salut, Bonsoir, Je voudrais un verre de vin. 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

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Well when I thought my ass would be sore in Paris I didn’t anticipate it would be from riding bikes along La Siene, but here we are.

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Doulingo will have you saying “my brother is from china and he is Mexican” like they will be helpful on your vacation

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@Cameronokk No like I wish I was kidding…

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Not the coffee shop in Paris putting on Country Road when we walked in…

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Not me sobbing watching Project Hail Mary like a baby on this flight

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I have a 25mg gummy and 9 hours of French documentaries to watch catch you in Paris bitches!

[Cowboy Corey @CoreyCockrum]

someone grab my waist fast

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That video makes me want to lock the fuck in 🥵

[Cowboy Corey @CoreyCockrum]

@Cameronokk You were a bit busy

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The gangs all here 🥰

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Oh the Burberry trench is coming out in Paris ladies…. I literally never get to wear it in Texas

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@IAmDerekH202 I suspect Obama did it

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The last day of work before a vacation is actually the 7th ring of hell

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@MsKatrinaWaters The never ending saga is over

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@MsKatrinaWaters Elizabeth Pomes- what’s the last poem you wrote

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I want Tyra Banks to interview Elizabeth Holmes

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@MsKatrinaWaters Elizabeth Combes what’s you’re go to brush?

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When he doesn’t text me back within 2.5 seconds