Corey?

Official account of Coke Zero™️! Best Coke Ever? #TakeATaste #Gulper

[Corey? @CoreyNotKhori_]

I’m starting a thread for things I would buy/have made for when I become rich

[Corey? @CoreyNotKhori_]

@MreSSB So down next time I’m in Long Island

[EE »★« @EEvisu]

AND THAT'S WHY HE'S THE GOAT @Mkleosb

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Huh, my gang was supposed to be here. My gang of train robbers were supposed to be waiting atop that hill on horseback with pistols and rifles at the ready. Not sure what to do now. I’ve never felt so alone

[Crispy @gaytwinkfaggot]

I Klarnad my penis reattachment surgery so when they come to repossess it they gotta give me a tuggy

[Corey? @CoreyNotKhori_]

@DSW_PLAY Fahhh I hope we don’t run into each other in bracket 😭

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

Everybody should Just Ruin Their Lives and Get Really Lazy and Fat and Retarded and Stop Going to Their Jobs and Just Eat a Bunch of Dinner and Meals and Smoke Weed and Drink Beer and Lay Down and Go To Sleep Until Everything Gets Better

[Nasir Jones POTUS @CodyLaRae]

School is POINTLESS.

English: We speak at. it. History: They're dead, get Over i. We speak it. Math: We speak it. Math: We speak itors. Spariosh: We have dead, get over it.

Wat:: We have

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

me at pizza hut: yeah can i get a pizza

the skinnyfat straight guy that works there who calls himself pornified wobblemeat on his onlyfans where he takes fisheye lens pictures of his ass for bi guys: sure, what toppings are we looking at?

[Corey? @CoreyNotKhori_]

@MajorSSB Wow !!! Hot take alert !!!

[left4rat IS SEEING TUCKER ⋆˙⟡♡ @left4rat4]

when i’m 90 and my grandson starts singing the peace by underscores

[scat allah @imunreaI]

I Nutted on the bus today and 4 ppl turned around felt like I was on the voice

[grayson @mopperbot]

I youtube pooped in my youtube shorts

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I was perfectly round as a child. The neighborhood kids would roll me down the hill and laugh as I came to a stop in the backyard of the prospective neighborhood diddler. I was never diddled by him. I was too spherical and slippery from the morning dew. I always got away

[Brawl Roy @brawlrenderroy]

Diddy is a... Diddy blud?

[ottercoptor @OtterCoptorHere]

Wingstop for breakfast at 3 PM

[Corey? @CoreyNotKhori_]

@fionaapplebees kinda :/

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

I’ve killed 13 aliens in the past month and they all looked exactly like regular human beings

[Corey? @CoreyNotKhori_]

Guys they deleted Gmail. No more emails everyone. Don’t even check your inbox man they did away with emails. No more sending emails aw mannn nooooo aww shucks.

[Corey? @CoreyNotKhori_]

When you’re watching FIFA and chilling with bro and he slips his balls into your little goal but it’s offsides so it doesn’t count #notgaythistime #hewaswearingsocks