Corey Storytime

Writer, actor, martial artist, spirit guide.
I write scripts, quips, & advertising clips.

People often tell me: Wow, my dog usually doesn't like other people.

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@PlayRavenswatch Amazing game, thanks so much for being awesome! But will you be looking at fixing the excessive drop rate on PSN at all?

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@LastWeekTonight @cheerios I have some great cereal news! There are Krave chocolate filled cereals, Eggo waffle cereal and even 2 different flavours of actual girl scout cookie cereals that exist today! Innovation in cereal exists. You just have to look a little harder.

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but put the jelly on first, rinse the knife, then put the peanut butter on. Nice clean pbj + 0 jelly smeared in the PB jar=win

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I've never booed a #HalftimeShow before, but not hearing @SpongeBob #SweetVictory was pretty disappointing.

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This is an odd sequel to "If you Give a Mouse a Cookie," but at least the world finally knows what happens
If You Give an Octopus Some Ecstacy.
https://t.co/k3fkzPe7Oj

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@LivermoriumLtd I have been looking for something like this for YEARS. By coincidence/destiny, I happen to have a Moto Z Force. Where/when can I buy this mod?

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@Ibra_official As someone who just spent an afternoon at Ikea, I think fish&chips will be much more enjoyable for everyone anyway.

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This can not be good for the educational system.

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Breakfast on the road. Can't ask for more than this! Thanks @Wyndham for the grub and @HotelPsychic for the great rate!
#breakfastofchampions #happy #travel

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#networking and #droneracing aren't mutually exclusive at #Minnebar @minnestar @ViewsByDrones @technologyfun

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@nickroseth It's a great day for some educational endeavors indoors. :)
#blizzard #minnebar13 #resilience

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Kicking things off with @minnestar & @NewNintendoWiiU getting ready to #learn some things and have some #fun!
Thanks to @Target, @BestBuy, and the still drivable #blizzard for making this possible.

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Getting ready for some #Educational endeavors and advancement opportunities at #minnebar tomorrow. See you there! @minnestar @technovationMN #tickets #networking #tech #nonprofit

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It's 2018. We have #drones, incredible #ArtificialIntelligence, and #Hoverboards. I'm not making any specific point, just that #science is cool.

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Nothing like the right layers and teammates to make a chilly run better. @GoldysRun #OnlyinMN #cold

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Some great advice for anyone looking to improve their marketing strategy. Thanks @dave1meyer. https://t.co/yUKtJaxqDW https://t.co/aD2jBZKVQV

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Randomly woke up with Salt n Pepa stuck in my head. Not sure how to get through my Monday now, but I'm just gonna have to Push It.
@TheSaltNPepa #mondays #SongOfTheDay

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Hey @smbmsp I'm into killer chilaquiles, magnificent bloody marys, and improving my online presence! Looking forward to the possibility of all 3 in Feb.
#networking #HAPPO #seomelette

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Final day of volunteering at the #USPHC. Not sure what I'll do, or who I'll meet today, but I do know what's for breakfast! #HockeyIsForEveryone
@reesespuffs
@SportsEngine