Heavens to Murgatroyd

Host of Timeskip Podcast

[Trent @Woodlandbuckle]

Here's the full scene of Donald Trump meeting Yujiro Hanma

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

A Black girl killed over orange juice, a Black boy killed over bottled water, a Black baby killed over diapers. This is America

[Rave Baby Rebecca Esq. says stream Grace Womack @RaveBabyBecca]

Huh, I was told this simply wasn’t possible for like three full days. It turns out we actually do have the technology to divide one number by another number and utilize direct deposit. Crazy.

[Daddy @directordaddyy]

“I’m a pussy and would NEVER advocate for myself in a broke system” that’s how yall sound defending the idea of crew members never being allowed to speak on the possibility of receiving backend.

[nina lee @NinaSerafina]

People telling the art director from Obsession “too bad, that’s what you signed up for” instead of collectively encouraging that once small budget films reach a certain number all cast and crew receive a bonus, is why we’ll never be free.

[nube☁️ • 👧🍵⏳🪶 @rdvelveties]

being an adult is looking at your 35 installed games on your desktop and deciding you're too tired for anything other than a youtube video

[Steven @StevenWallaby]

The Wages of Fear/Sorcerer of the 21st century

[Heavens to Murgatroyd @CoreyWorldWar]

@johnplayful @CTachio83984 https://t.co/f4PycckZ5X

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Religious people will describe heaven as a classless, stateless, moneyless society with no private property, no suffering, and everyone’s needs met, then turn around and call communism evil. It will never stop being funny.

[turbomander @turbomander]

the other day I overheard my apprentice ask, can a wizard borrow a spell slot? and my first thought wasn’t “oh my god, he’s calling himself a wizard”, it was now how is a wizard gonna borrow a slot - wizard, is you gonna give it back?

[Zito @_Zeets]

America barely has an independent film scene, let alone an independent scene for radical political movies. This discourse is funny because it’s all pure fantasy. This country doesn’t care about the arts and that includes the people who like to pretend that they would support it.

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

i never want to see obama again. i hate all of you trying to make that war criminal seem cute.

[🙏THUG🙏 @ANIDEEZY]

they needed 9 niggas just to rob a nerfed & elder gucci

[6MileRome @UnholyRome6]

We don’t need ICE or TSA! Get rid of the patriot act all together!

[Charles MEANgus @ritmoysonido]

If there were no idealists, I’d be born on a plantation like my grandmother

[izzy @redshirt990]

Seeing tweets from people with Palestine flag in bio saying Zorhan wife saying nigga not that bad cause Andrew Cuomo is a rapist. Bro what is going on??

[Navajo Felon 🪶 🇼🇸 🇦🇸 @navajofelon]

These people and Nick Fuentes both think saying “Free Palestine” gives you the nword pass.

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

zohrans wife was letting that shit fly no Tourettes or nothin damn

[Dino 龍狗 @Dinodogstudio]

The machine can never replace the craft of a real pervert