Morgan Cooper

If only closed minds came with closed mouths.

[Morgan Cooper @CorganMooper]

@lilteggs can we get together and get drunk and tweet the entire encounter? I feel like that’d be one for the fuckin books.

[Morgan Cooper @CorganMooper]

If you don’t cry when they beat Cinna to death in Catching Fire, you’re dead inside.

[Morgan Cooper @CorganMooper]

That scene in Shrek where Donkey is freaking about thinking he’s sick and not having toes and just sits down and goes “I just need a hug,” is me rn.

[Morgan Cooper @CorganMooper]

#NewProfilePic

[Morgan Cooper @CorganMooper]

Love this man 😍♥️ @hazeman0211

[Morgan Cooper @CorganMooper]

You ever feel like garbage? Me either.

[Morgan Cooper @CorganMooper]

It’s over, love is cancelled. https://t.co/CWFapYVgUC

[Morgan Cooper @CorganMooper]

Can we talk about how my brother and his girlfriend named their cat Ralph Lauren because they didn’t know if it was a boy or a girl I think about this on a daily basis and cry about it every time 😂😂😂

[Morgan Cooper @CorganMooper]

If you say you don’t cry at the “We are Groot,” part of GotG, you’re lying.

[liv @anatomicaldiva]

Instead of an Easter egg hunt my mom hides craft beers around the yard for us to find

[Morgan Cooper @CorganMooper]

@mariascott16 I’d think I was hilarious and maybe mildly sociopathic.

[Morgan Cooper @CorganMooper]

Ugh after five days of starving, my throat finally let me have ramen. Thank ya, Jesus. Next reasonable choice? I’m gonna try some wine.

[Morgan Cooper @CorganMooper]

“I wonder how long your poops would take if you didn’t take your phone with you.”

I uh... I guess we’ll never know. @hazeman0211

[Morgan Cooper @CorganMooper]

Y’all, I love.@hazeman0211 so much. It’s ridiculous. 👫😍���️

[Morgan Cooper @CorganMooper]

I love @hazeman0211 . In case anybody was wondering.

[Morgan Cooper @CorganMooper]

@hazeman0211 https://t.co/OGiAgQRSXK

[megg ✨ @meggwith2gs]

Wow I feel so stuck but I have no idea what to do or how to stop feeling like this and I hate it!!! Ihave no idea what I want to do with my life!!!! Being suicidal from 15-20 really makes living your adult life pretty fucking difficult!!!!

[Morgan Cooper @CorganMooper]

If you can do it, I can do it 💪🏽 https://t.co/52WF3zD7u0

[🔻 maria 🔺 @mariascott16]

my bedroom and my car are both clean. has my life ever been more together than now?¿?

[Morgan Cooper @CorganMooper]

Look like I busted my lip from picking at it... oops 😬