Corinne Stratton

Data detective by day, folk singer by night. Tweeting about #data, #WomenInIT, #diversity, music in cafés, nonsense.

[Corinne Stratton @CorinneStratton]

@phillipdyte Haha, I just saw this in the flippin' Guardian! Blast from the past. Excellent work!

[Corinne Stratton @CorinneStratton]

Please buy my house. It's really nice. https://t.co/xX058oTRS4

[Corinne Stratton @CorinneStratton]

@channi2909 @laurenmitch25 @Socitm WHAT DO YOU NOT DO @channi2909 🤣

[Corinne Stratton @CorinneStratton]

Phew! https://t.co/MAbA9eJedh

[dj patil @dpatil]

To be clear, I'm saying you DO NOT need a PhD to do data science https://t.co/GRmPNxX6bS

[Corinne Stratton @CorinneStratton]

Start of week 5 in my #newjob and I've got my two screens. Four #spreadsheets at once: it's the only way to fly. #data

[lightningstarr @lightningstarr]

My boyfriend asked me to text him updates from the #ENGTUN game as he's on his way home. You can't say it's not accurate. #WorldCup

[Corinne Stratton @CorinneStratton]

Got #Iceland in the office #WorldCup sweepstakes. Pretty pleased with it tbh https://t.co/OHjhkMw9nn

[Corinne Stratton @CorinneStratton]

Just changed jobs for this very reason... #anecdotal #oursurveysays https://t.co/DuCMs6GYqG

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

But my emails. https://t.co/G7TIWDEG0p

[Corinne Stratton @CorinneStratton]

@grahambcatlin @DanielGDresner @OfficialUoM @Man_Inf @csmcr @UoMNews @IASME1 "Exquisite dress sense!" I love it! 8th most influential eh? As it's @DanielGDresner I can't help but think of that in Doctor terms - Paul McGann ain't too shabby... 😆

[Corinne Stratton @CorinneStratton]

Day 4 at #newjob: colleagues jokingly suggest putting up a basketball hoop. Is it too soon to mention the giant catapult we made out of rubber bands at my old work? Definitely too soon to bring up fun snaps

#office #stationery #explosions

[Corinne Stratton @CorinneStratton]

Day 2 at #newjob and I'm bringing in my #data books. Wife flipped through this over breakfast.

"What's a vlookup?"

"It's the beginning of a beautiful romance."

[Corinne Stratton @CorinneStratton]

Just made tomorrow's #lunch, then saw this #machine. Yes I only ever butter two slices of bread (four if I'm being extraordinarily generous) but I could do those so much more satisfyingly. #want https://t.co/luv4uwMLd5

[MachinePix @MachinePix]

Butter spreader by @OffundoSpreader.

[Corinne Stratton @CorinneStratton]

New colleague: "I assume you'll want two screens?"
Me: "I'M HOME!"

#newjob #data #twoscreens #noregrets

[Corinne Stratton @CorinneStratton]

Left my other half at home, scoping out possible #holiday destinations: "Quedlinburg is an impossibly quaint little town, ruled by #women for most of its #history. Quedlinburg was Germany's first capital." On the list. #whoruntheworld #girlpower

[Corinne Stratton @CorinneStratton]

@AesTw I chose the smallish company based in a barn in the countryside. :D Thanks! X

[Corinne Stratton @CorinneStratton]

Day 1 at new job. This is what's outside the office.

#countryside #farm #cows

[Corinne Stratton @CorinneStratton]

SO SATISFYING. Yes I pulled over just to take this photo.

#cardashboard #literaldashboard #unf

[Corinne Stratton @CorinneStratton]

Last day at my current company. Walked to the nearby lake one last time with a cake, a takeaway coffee, and 33% of the swans that usually hang out here. #lastgoodbye #pasturesnew #nextchapter #otherpretentiousphrases

[Corinne Stratton @CorinneStratton]

Also how I carry my cats https://t.co/VkuWlK3nvE

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

This is how possum moms carry their babies!