Corn Everywhere

#politics #midwest #sarcasm

[Corn Everywhere @CornEverywhere]

This seems useful as my own starting point. I got on Twitter b/c my useless MOC was deleting all negative FB interactions, but didn’t do that here. Now, I’m here largely to follow COVID and American fascism news.

I’m in my 40s. Arguing with children or bots is not my thing.

[Corn Everywhere @CornEverywhere]

@emiliepfrank A shitty person had someone attempt to kill him.

Doesn’t undo January 6th.

Doesn’t undo the things he did as a pal of Epstein, or the other rapes.

Doesn’t undo the millions dead due to his callous and incompetent response to Covid.

Etc.

[Corn Everywhere @CornEverywhere]

@VivekGRamaswamy The framers (and those alive during the Civil War era) would have recognized insurrection when they saw it. January 6th was just that…it just wasn’t successful, because thankfully, everything Trump touches ultimately fails.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

[Corn Everywhere @CornEverywhere]

@GOPChairwoman Trump decided to unlawfully subvert the peaceful transfer of power, something he’s under indictment for and was impeached for.

You chuckleheads decided to nominate this criminal and traitor. “Party of law and order,” my ass.

[Corn Everywhere @CornEverywhere]

@217Showers I mean, it sucks. I live just south of it, and I am taking my life into my hands every time I walk the dog and try to cross north.

[Samuel Bendett @sambendett]

1/ QUICK THREAD: In light of Prigzonin's slow advance, and in light of key MOD officials like Shoigu and Gerasimov so far missing in action, a brief historical note: coups and revolutions often succeed or fail precisely because of the role the military takes in such events.

[Corn Everywhere @CornEverywhere]

For all 3 of you who follow me, this bot-driven hot take is not unique, but misses one crucial thing.

The Wagner group is currently fighting against *Putin,* not Ukraine. No invading force has ever been helped by a civil war at home.

[Dutch318 @SingleTicket371]

Haha…all these popcorn gifs coming from the clueless Ukrainian flag emoji shaggers…
The Wagner Mercenary Group are even more ruthless than the Russian army, and so is their hatred of NATO and Zelensky’s regime… Be careful what you wish for tossers!!!😫🙄🙈

[Corn Everywhere @CornEverywhere]

@GlennYoungkin It is two-tiered.

If any normal government employee had done a fraction of this, their door would have been busted down at o’dark o’clock and they would be in jail right now.

He’s being treated with kid gloves. Also, a jury voted to indict him. Not any politician.

[Amb. Michael Brodsky @michael_brodsk]

The Ukrainian Army choir singing Eli Eli at #BabynJar on the #HolocaustMemorialDay

[Corn Everywhere @CornEverywhere]

@LifeNewsHQ How many women have died in childbirth throughout history? Did they drop dead from nothing?

[Threatening Music Notation @ThreatNotation]

Not threatening, but cool: Drum notation for the Iloilo Dinagyang festival in the Philippines. Can any of y'all read this?

[Corn Everywhere @CornEverywhere]

@altNOAA But by her early 20s, at her current trajectory, and PARTICULARLY what that poor child has gone through the past year, which has unquestionably had an impact on her life - but relative to this thread, on her time at the piano?

She's destined for great things.

[Corn Everywhere @CornEverywhere]

@altNOAA Professional pianist here. Would already have my DMA if not for COVID.

She's a lovely player and clearly would have knocked me on my ass at that age in competition. And...if she's destined for the Big Boy pieces on stage, she needs some more time.

[Corn Everywhere @CornEverywhere]

@PRenzhou @AGWilson @abduollaah @emrazz ...so you like getting humiliated online. You do you.

[Corn Everywhere @CornEverywhere]

@SpeakerMcCarthy My cousin is currently serving *YOU* as a member of the Capitol Police. He was there on January 6th.

Go to hell, you traitor.

[Corn Everywhere @CornEverywhere]

@nerdrium Huh. I’m embarrassed a bit at how little of the campus buildings I’ve actually been in. Maybe once I hit 10 years in town, I can get one of those backwards-walking tour guide undergrads to show me around…

[Corn Everywhere @CornEverywhere]

@SpeakerMcCarthy What about the guns? The school shootings? The church shootings? The movie theater shootings?…

You don’t care one bit about life. You’re a bought and paid for shill for a culture of death.

[Corn Everywhere @CornEverywhere]

@RepGregMurphy @SpeakerMcCarthy You bastard. If you actually cared about children, you’d start by dealing with the guns. We have too many. Too many of our children (and frankly, adults) are dying. Other countries warn their citizens that to visit America is to visit a war-zone.

[Steve Silberman @stevesilberman]

The terrible, horrible, no good, very bad inside story of the bumbling billionaire babyman's trashing of Twitter. https://t.co/53bDkWcXDp

[Corn Everywhere @CornEverywhere]

@Pevenly1 I am surrounded by corn in every direction. Illinois is most definitely the Midwest.