InconvenientSurvivorist

Simple, complicated, deep while mostly shallow. But never seriously unironic. Love my KC Chiefs & Royals.

[Isla Morgan @IslaMorgan09]

"The Moment He Sees His Mom Clearly for the First Time! 🥹❤️"

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

Charlie was absolutely right.

It’s time we pass a Constitutional Amendment, end the loophole that’s currently being exploited, and protect birthright citizenship for children of U.S. citizens.

[U.S. Ministry of Truth @USMiniTru]

🚨BREAKING: Graham Platner continues to deny any sexual misconduct and promises, "I'll rape anyone who says otherwise. Not in a gay way, though."

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

Not so fast, Belgium.

The city of Los Angeles still has another 29 days to count all the goals from tonight's match.

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

I’m 70 years old. My father was US Air Force. So was I. We’ve been fighting our nations wars for 60 years.

Mamdani immigrated here and became a legal US citizen in 2018.

How dare a communist Ugandan lecture ME on what it means to be an American! He has no clue and he’s destroying NYC. He’s trying to destroy America.

My pissed off meter just maxed. Circuit breakers are popping,

Eff off, @NYCMayor. You’re in way over your head “American.”

[Brandie with a 🐝 @BrandieWithABee]

USA is dominating this kickball game. Soccer Bowl here we come ⚽️🥣

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Democrats, take notes.

This is called assimilation.

If only we had this level of patriotism in Congress instead of communists who hate our country…

If you hate America, you can LEAVE. I’m sure there’s plenty of room in the third-world garbage dumps you imported all the illegals from.

To everyone that loves America, enjoy your 4th of July weekend!

[Martin Varsavsky @martinvars]

When I give my savings to @elonmusk they multiply. When I give them to you and all of the US government, they disappear.

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

I’ll take this any day over some tranny dude flashing his fake boobs.

How about you guys?

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

The Scots are assimilating well to American culture.

[Commentary Donald J. Trump Posts From Truth Social @TrumpDailyPosts]

We are not the same🇺🇸

[tetsuo @tetsuoai]

History's first trillionaire is a guy who catches rockets out of the sky with chopsticks and beams internet to every dead zone on the planet.

Same guy ships cars that drive themselves, humanoid robots for the factory floor, brain chips that let paralyzed people move a cursor with pure thought, and an AI running on a supercomputer his team stood up in months instead of years.

And the people crashing out about his net worth are doing it on the app he owns. The same app governments spent years trying to censor.

You cannot legislate a rocket into orbit.

[Charles C. W. Cooke @charlescwcooke]

“Let’s make sure we get no more PayPals, Teslas, SpaceXs, Neuralinks, Starlinks . . .” Just illiterate, destructive, sclerotic nonsense.

[Kevin Patrick Mahaffey @dropalltables]

Oh yes, I remember that Bond film where the villain decarbonized the auto industry, brought fast internet to everyone on the planet, and helped paralyzed people interact with the world again.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Funny because it's true.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

BREAKING: Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy confirms the driver of the bus that crashed into a line of cars in Virginia, kiIIing 5 and injuring 34, is a Chinese national who became a U.S. citizen and DOESN’T SPEAK ENGLISH.

He got his CDL from Democrat Kathy Hochul’s New York.

[Gad Saad @GadSaad]

Did you notice that De Niro did not critique specific policies of @realDonaldTrump? In The Parasitic Mind, I explained how the left hates Trump because they view him as being injurious to their aesthetic sense. They invoke their affective system to demonize him rather than fairly judge him using their cognitive system.

[Pat Stedman | Dating & Relationship Coach for Men @Pat_Stedman]

On January 6th I followed the crowd into the Capitol and shouted. Police stood by the whole time, hanging out with us and sometimes directing us places.

At one point near the House Chambers I was walking downstairs when a trio of some special section, secret service looking men started pointing guns in my direction.

Confused and annoyed, I walked the other way and when I saw a normal police officer asked him why they were doing that.

He informed me a protestor (Ashli Babbit) had been killed, and advised me to leave the building.

I walked towards the exit and after a short rest on the bench I left.

I harmed nobody and damaged no property that day and complied with all police orders.

What I received for that was a pre-dawn raid at my parents house, where my 1 month post-partum wife and I were staying, on Biden's first day in office. His DOJ had signed the order to arrest me 3 hours after his inauguration.

In the subsequent weeks I received death threats online and harassing phone calls, something that would be ongoing for the next few years.

I was banned from Meta and Paypal. My wife and I were both debanked by PNC and banned from Airbnb. My wife was detained at the airport for hours with our newborn daughter.

I was charged with 4 misdemeanors and the 1512 unconstitutional felony. The government offered to drop the misdemeanors if I pled to the felony. The felony was a lie, so I refused and went to trial.

At trial the prosecution for 2 days straight was allowed to show footage to the jury of things that occurred around the Capitol I wasn't present for "for context." When we asked to put forward footage that contradicted the prosecution's "context" we were not allowed. They could show what they wanted, we could not.

Police officers were then put on the stand for the next 2 days who cried about their experiences. I had no idea who they were. They admitted they never saw me or interacted with me.

Nevertheless like every other J6er, I lost, and was sentenced to 4 years and $22k in fines and restitution. Yet even after the Supreme Court overturned the felony, the judge would not let me out until my misdemeanor sentences of a year were maxed out. Because she can't count she actually kept me in longer - to the extent she intervened at the last minute to make the prison release me on a Sunday, something that is against BOP rules. My family sat outside the prison gates the Friday before practically the whole day waiting in vain because of this pettiness.

But the government wasn't satisfied with their pound of flesh: after my release they took me back in for resentencing, to attempt to have me resentenced after the fact to my misdemeanors consecutively, so I'd be taken from my family again and have another 1.5 years behind bars. This time I won, as they had no legal precedent and it skirted on violating double jeopardy since I had served my full prison time. Even still, it cast a cloud over the holidays and cost me another 20k my family couldn't afford.

People ask whether prison was bad, and yeah of course prison sucked. It was a hard and violent place. I was present for a stabbing, and was lucky to avoid two fights and a race war.

But dealing with Biden's DOJ and the DC Judiciary was the real trauma - they would grind down your spirit by weaponizing the legal system and use the endless procedure to bankrupt you. I had nightmares for months after release that I had somehow been hit with new charges.

By the time I was pardoned by President Trump, I had spent literally every single day of Biden's presidency either in prison or under some form of supervision. I had incurred over $300k in legal fees and over $1 million in lost business.

It was a reign of terror, and yet it was a mere foreshadowing of what they had planned for anyone else who opposed them under Kamala. The country should never forget it.