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I'm just a soul who's intentions are good. Oh lord please don't let me be sued for copyright infringement.

[Cornelius @Corn_Corn_Corne]

@MagicJohnson @Dodgers @cjbycookie Magic, you are so dope!

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@TheHoopCentral @ThrowbackHoops Drew Gooden and a bunch a scrubs.

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Mookie and Adames yukkin it up every time Mookie steals a base is the comradery we need right now.
#WorldSeries
#Dodgers

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With Buehler on the mound, is tonight a must win for the #Dodgers?

#WorldSeries

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I mean you gotta celebrate when you get in that RED ZONE BABY!
#NFL

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@kingwow @kendricklamar @TopDawgEnt Mass hallucination babay.

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@UnwrittenRul3s Can someone please hire Joe Buck to coach something please.

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@KarenTunis @lorigspeaks @icecube Damn Bro, you're getting dunked on by a literal Karen 😂

No offense Ms. Tunis. Shame what they've done with your name.

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Tell me more about that Ray's bullpen.
#Dodgers
#WorldSeries

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Bellinger looking so focused at the plate. I love it!
#Dodgers
#WorldSeries

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Mookie Tacos!
#Dodgers
#WorldSeries

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The fuck did I just say. They need to get someone up now. The wheels fall off fast for Kershaw in the playoffs.

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Historically this is where things start getting dicey for Kershaw. There needs to be a very short leash.
#Dodgers
#WorldSeries

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Chris Taylor is really trying to get us tacos.
#Dodgers
#WorldSeries

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Belli BOMB!!
#Dodgers

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Every Kershaw playoff start.
He gets out of trouble early, then cruises, then completely falls apart in the 6th.

Lets see if Roberts has recognized that pattern and does something about it this time.

#Dodgers
#WorldSeries

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@LitVanExel @JustRyCole Interesting history you're bringing up but this is not quite right. The owners swapped franchises before the move but the franchises stayed intact. The original Celtics franchise never changed or moved, it just got a new owner.

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The #Braves are the #Dodgers of baseball.

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The only comfort I have in thinking about this #NLCS right now is that at least it's the Braves and they are the only franchise that's as good at finding ways to lose in the postseason.
#Dodgers

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Avery Bradley comforting David Price right now.
#Dodgers

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Roberts overcome with emotion because he knew he was about to be fired if this didn't happen. 😂
#Dodgers