Matt Cornall

Married dad of two, mortgage broker and follower of Chelsea Fc

[Matt Cornall @Cornallpants]

How many offsides. Players thrown off their game and concentration from 1st minute. Cahill, alonso, fabregas were not on it today

[Matt Cornall @Cornallpants]

@sonyxperia so disappointed with your handset I am paying to upgrade after 3 months. Battery life is an absolute joke

[Matt Cornall @Cornallpants]

@Matt_Law_DT Ashley young.... Never in a million years. Very average but playing in a decent team who haven't been tested this season as yet

[Matt Cornall @Cornallpants]

Tonight's performance has been built off of Baka and Kante

[Matt Cornall @Cornallpants]

@RokerReport Where the fuck did he stay?

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

.@jeremycorbyn current popularity is due to his PR guru who bought him a suit in Primark a shirt and tie in M&S and gave him a hair cut

[EssexEPD @EssexEPD]

Places booking fast - why not come and try and free session 👍😁. @WhitmorePrimar1 @GirlsRamblers @EssexOutdoors @whatsonessex @EssexMums

[Matt Cornall @Cornallpants]

@TheStamfordShow Chat shit get injured..... Apparently?

[Matt Cornall @Cornallpants]

Ironic that Rooney has created an "Angry Bird" #Rooney #cheatedwithaminger

[Matt Cornall @Cornallpants]

We are trying to be too cute. Miss Drogba bulldozing this defence

[Stu Whiffen @stuwhiffen]

Hey @HCLpodcast is in Dublin next week for the @DublinPodFest any ideas for Dublin people to have as a podcast guests whilst we're there?

[Matt Cornall @Cornallpants]

That was worse than the foul against Defour #cahill

[Matt Cornall @Cornallpants]

@FutbolBible Paul mcshane

[The F2 @TheF2]

😳 Wait for it...

[EssexEPD @EssexEPD]

Places still available to book. First session is free ⚽️👍 @SheCanPlayUK @EssexCountyFA @St_Cleres_Girls @CKBASILDONGIRLS @grlfootballprob

[EssexEPD @EssexEPD]

Still places available. Plz Rt, thank you. @WillowsPrimaryS @WhitmorePrimar1 @FCRedwingEssex @Leechapelsch @essexactivities @clubhubuk

[Matt Cornall @Cornallpants]

@DExpress_Sport I don't. The club won't take lightly to being turned down

[Matt Cornall @Cornallpants]

@elmejor10i @OlaniranQuadr Wouldn't go that far. Let's let him put his boots on first. Emenalo has done a shit job in my opinion

[Matt Cornall @Cornallpants]

Arsenal going for Lemar if there's any justice in the world #Lemar