Team news*
The return of fat Dennis in the net sees Ricky ‘the white yaya’ Waugh play outfield with his extra chromosome, one lung Lloydy also returns to play another 3 minutes, Swainball, dildo bagins and thunderpant ant also make the cut! #dontbenasty#showusyapasty
Cornish Nasty FC back in action tonight against Club Tropicana ⚽️
Club Tropicana formerly owned by wham, currently sit bottom of the league after struggling to overcome the death of club legend George Michael!
Team news to follow! 💥
#upthenasty#eatsomepasty