Cornpop Mike

Pronouns: 🌽/🍿 Cornpop Mike be flexin on all you haters FACT CHECK: Donald Trump is your PRESIDENT, thanks and have a nice day👋🏾

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@bradhoylman @CBST I’ll give you something to “schmear”

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@XIXVILXXV @KennyBurgosNY If you look closely enough, you’ll see it hiding directly behind the several-month-old pile of CAT FECES!!! 😭

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@aunt_t_iffa @paul__mangione @KennyBurgosNY FACT CHECK: that nigga probably passed away, dogg. Ain’t no way he moving and/or being forced out otherwise. Clearly you have about a five-yr-old’s level of understanding of the tenant protection laws in NYC!

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@XIXVILXXV @KennyBurgosNY Ummmmm… NO. Sorry. The cat feces and assorted other detritus shall remain neatly in place til our corrupt savage politicians CHANGE THE MOTHER F-ING NYS HSTPA LAW!!! 😔

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@OsseChi @yuhline Oh snap - HE’S A CHINESE PLANT!!! It all makes sense now 😭

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@KatrinaNation The reason he walkin because his bich-ass promised da free buses but clearly dat nigga cappin 🧢

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@JasonMurilloNY @KeithPowersNYC @ebottcher Not to mention the utter absurdity of this legislation… what kind of retard is going to walk into a gun store, see a photo of someone’s head blown off, and say “oh wow, gee whiz, I didn’t know a gun can do that, I’m not buying one now”? Gtf outta here bro 🙄

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@AB84 Well, hopefully there’s a pool in there at least, so you can swing your dong around and all 😭

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@OsseChi @RoKhanna @RepThomasMassie Imagine being a US politician and being PRO-IRAN. Wow. Self deport, please 👋🏾

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@13thThesis @OsseChi LONG LIVE THE KING!!! 🔥

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@bennyjohnson @takenaps FACT CHECK: I’m ultra-MAGA and also “trapped” in Mexico, by choice. It’s 80 degrees, sunny, and I ain’t seeing anything burning in Playa Del Carmen. Business as usual! 👋🏼😎

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@catturd2 It was already dead, what’s the issue?! 😭

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@bradhoylman Can ICE attend? Seeing as how you’re allegedly super inclusive and equitable and everything

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@UrbanTurk182 @bradhoylman Definitely a groomer. Additionally, he’s happy to weaponized his pre-teen daughter to make attack ads against Rudy Giuliani bc ORANGE MAD BAD! That poor girl! Quick, someone call CPS, actually, never mind, it’s too late for them to reverse the extreme TDS

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@jeffreylowes @NYCMayor NOTHING. You are hereby directed to surrender said machine for the good of The State. Failure to comply shall result in 20 YEAR GULAG CONFINEMENT (and confiscation of said machine).

Ps. Bring two forms of ID, in duplicate please, plus processing fees

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@NYCMayor MAGA!!!🔥

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@SteveMcNY @GovKathyHochul SHOTS FIRED!!! 😂🔥

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@Brianr4NY @QueensDAKatz “Gunned down while seeking care”?! Ummmmm more like “shot by police after refusing their commands and then running at them with a 10” butcher knife” 🙄

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@PhilKosick @bradhoylman We will, don’t worry 😂

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@eccles_lincoln @SalazarSenate The correct answer to your question, in their opinion, regardless of the current astronomical tax rate, is always going to be the same: “MORE!!!”