Atomic Squirrel, JD, DD🇺🇦 ⚖️

Father, lawyer, squirrel enthusiast. UFCW Local 1473. Cat dad, Quizmaster, admirer of science. High Priest of Squirrels. 23 years sober. he/him. MU Law 2007

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The 14th Amendment protects everyone; any rule, any law, any regulation, any policy, that gives one set of people rights other people don’t have is inherently unjust, unconstitutional, and fundamentally at odds at what America should aspire to be.

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@UniMonstFanboy @ATRightMovies A theater in my neighborhood used to show double features. I watched Liquid Sky as a double feature with Repo Man three times.

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@Mayoisspicyy I think so.

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@Oscar1Dad @Hania16836 A lot of people don’t know they changed the cultivar so that they got a lot more tasty in my lifetime.

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@CanadianCoffey Shocked! I am shocked a Trump relative would be associated with criminal activity.

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@flamewave7 @StoopsTheCat @FTFEofficial The other overwhelmingly common characteristic is an inability to focus on a single topic.

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@GrandpaHarris65 It’s pretty impressive to misspell a word that badly.

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@iamAtheistGirl Shoe ‘nuff.

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@drizzylitfw That’s how we decided to adopt Chloë. She was telling the other cats she hated them in between purring at my daughter.

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@pmcgil511 @glenn_tunes Mr. Rock shouldn’t threaten me with a good time.

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@MouthyOldBat @TomJChicago “I have never killed anyone, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.” — Clarence Darrow.

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@MouthyOldBat @TheMaineWonk Yep. I was like, “Dude, it’s not your fault, but you know, you can bring in a temp. They have temps that specialize in this.” (The expert in the department was on sick leave.)

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@DavidWi16981463 @TheMaineWonk Yet another parallel to a certain politician I don’t mention because people think I’m overreacting.

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@DecodingFoxNews @Mayoisspicyy “Acting.” Of course they’re acting.

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@ClamsMyWay @Provokethoughtz A license for what? If you mean a driver’s license, it is possible to have both a suspended license in one state and a valid license in another.

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@DougWahl1 @RueKat123 He has since resigned.

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@hwinkler4real Tom Waits. So distinctive, in fact, that he won a lawsuit and made new law about trademarking it.

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It’s my second-favorite cartoon of all time: https://t.co/HYUcKLz2iW