Corri Carpenter

Christ-follower. Wife. Counselor. Animal-lover. Striving to leave things better than I found them.

[Corri Carpenter @Corri_Renee]

I want to go on vacation with the Levy family.

[The Actor Awards @theactorawards]

Who better to open the show than this father and son duo?! @Realeugenelevy @danjlevy #sagawards

[Corri Carpenter @Corri_Renee]

Beginning to suspect that the Trump admin just watched the “Emergency Response” ep. of Parks & Rec and decided, “that makes sense - just kill EVERYONE so we can get to our fancy dinner party on time.”

[Shane Claiborne @ShaneClaiborne]

TN Capitol Commission just voted 9-2 to remove the bust of Nathan Bedford Forrest from the Capitol. This is worth celebrating! But it’s not the finish line - it’s the starting line. Grateful for all the freedom fighters in TN who helped make this happen!
https://t.co/8ObIhWc33w

[Corri Carpenter @Corri_Renee]

Lord, give me strength to not read the comments sections on posts that have nothing to do with me. Amen.

[Shane Claiborne @ShaneClaiborne]

If you think wearing a mask is inconvenient, wait until you hear about the cross that Jesus wants us to carry.

Love your neighbor.
Wear a mask.😷

[Corri Carpenter @Corri_Renee]

If you think “Scott’s Tots” is the cringiest episode of #TheOffice, may I suggest rewatching “Phyllis’s Wedding”? Because it is 100% Michael Gary Scott at his worst.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Trump officially withdrew the United States from the World Health Organization in the middle of a global health crisis.

This move is reckless, short-sighted, and surrenders what was left of America's leadership on the world stage.

[Black n Blou: A Humane Review @HumaneReview]

European Twitter barely mentions COVID at this point. Thanks to steady leadership and strong safety nets, they're now able to talk about other things. Imagine that.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i did not get much sleep last night. because of your sky booms. to make up for this. i will be extending all snoozles. by 15 percent. for the rest of the year

[Corri Carpenter @Corri_Renee]

God Bless All Nations.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

2 died of Ebola: They said Obama should resign.

4 died in Benghazi: They had Hillary testify for 11 hours, held 33 hearings, and launched a multiyear probe.

132,196 died thanks to Trump’s incompetence: They cheered him at Mount Rushmore.

[The Liturgists @TheLiturgists]

It's patriotic to see the flaws in your country and do the work to make it better.
It's not patriotic to ignorantly claim your country is great and perpetuate inequalities long ignored.
#July4th #America

[Corri Carpenter @Corri_Renee]

@shawnraley38 Truly.

[Corri Carpenter @Corri_Renee]

(Have watched twice, it’s the silly comedy everyone needs right now)

[Netflix Tudum @NetflixTudum]

Will Ferrell and Rachel McAdams as an Icelandic pop duo? The WEDDING CRASHERS reunion you didn't know you needed. (but you do, you need it.)

🎤 EUROVISION SONG CONTEST: THE STORY OF FIRE SAGA is now on Netflix globally 🎤

[Corri Carpenter @Corri_Renee]

I just don’t get fireworks and our dog will be barking all night so thanks.

Although I guess spending money on items just to literally make them explode is pretty American.

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

Touché.

Let it be said Twitter has won Twitter.

[Shane Claiborne @ShaneClaiborne]

I am troubled by Trump. But I’m even more troubled by the 82% of white evangelicals who still support him. https://t.co/pkJYnWzLnc

[Lauren Ash @lauren_ash]

ANY MASK! ANYTHING! PUT A FACECLOTH ON YOUR FACE WITH AN ELASTIC BAND AT THIS POINT!