Corrupted Slugman

My talents are mainly hallucinating while unconscious and knowing extremely useless facts. I'd make a good court jester in the middle ages

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Gonna start watching a Spanish dub of DBZ I have for some reason. Gonna relearn Spanish because I want a thicc latina (no I want to do non-horny things I swear)

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@GeorgiaDawgSack @ExxAlerts Dude could pay like 100K for someone to fuck off lmao

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@RuggedVirgin @KenFran46900680 @ExxAlerts Almost double the $6 million man

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Altogether it's almost in Iambic pentameter:

"What Strap? A Strap-on dildo sex toy!"

A line Shakespeare could have written himself

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wonderful things going on

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@CantEverDie Would really put Torontans in their place

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The Catholic "Book of the Millennium" edition Bible has the base Tanakh plus some wild DLC where the new MC glows, floats and brings back some old characters from the base set, among other neato things.

Now the REAL crazy stuff is in the Gnostic books IMO

[lev (eastern woodland) @abookofsymbols]

did you guys know god in the hebrew bible shows his back to moses very briefly. and also moses’ face glows. ya gotta sit down and read this stuff

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An old friend once tweeted "anyone who says '[place] I am inside you' has allegations" and I think about that every time someone uses the phrase

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@SweatieAngle Reading that story at 13 probably shaped my outlook on life in some way. Jury's still out on for better or worse tho

[the vampire amma @civilwarondrugs]

my friend said he looks like this tree and i almost puked

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You don't hear much clamoring for goth guys now do ya. I know why that is.

It's the smell

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@sprawlgodx that August I asked my buddy what kinda rap was gonna be big. We were just getting to college and I had no fuckin clue what kinda music to expect at parties. He said Wiz was the Next Big Thing and I think he called it pretty well

Never *really* got into him tbh

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@blagojevism this would advance some of the 20th century US intelligence community conspiracies in a new and exciting direction

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Heard probably my first Nick Mullen joke ever (standup, though I've never heard any other media he's done anyway)

Yeah pretty funny

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@VIVIFANGS being born into the current world be like that

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the kicker is the progress being made is what is getting me points that I know for a fact can be cashed in for actual money (I have done so before)

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My adventures in playing mobile games of varying quality (plot twist -- to EARN money) might make for good writing fodder because I am in-fucking-capable about writing anything mildly interesting that I invented from whole cloth

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You know how the "player" is infuriating by going through the stages all dumbassed-like? I got one of those rn and just fuckin' not moving at all. It is still advancing my progress

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dudes rock

[Erik Uebelacker @Uebey]

The man who allegedly drank 48 beers and then threatened to shoot and kill any ICE agents who came to his door has been found not guilty of threatening a federal officer.

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@syzygy19992000 In college I did a review of one of his albums. Mercifully all the data from the publication was wiped from the internet several years back lol