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if you read this you are gay
cincy, bengals, shitposting or whatever
everything here is sexual advice

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@dirkhazelnut He screamed "I want to be naked"

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I was at a Converge show and this guy got mocked by the band so the entire crowd stripped him naked and crowdkilled him (More than Music 2002 in Cbus)

in that context, banana man was handled with grace

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As a man, when I go to the bathroom I sit my white ass down and LISTEN

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Told my wife that she isn't allowed to propose new pets while we've been drinking

I want a 10am meeting- business casual, with a full prospectus

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@airbagg3d I don't remember the hardcore sex scenes in Baldur's Gate but I'm going to imagine them and jack off right now

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

half of my timeline quoting that "if stellar blade was made in the west" post

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@RaineyOvalle the mastermind

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@LeonardRobot salt water sucks to swim in and these are not ponds but yes beach sand is better no doubt

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@willajrainbolt jumpscare visage, no matter how often I see it it still gets me

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@ChildoftheDorn @defaultnamenull drop a recipe big dawg my sous vide collecting dust rn

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@josiahhughes In this essay, I plan to expose phallocentrism within banana-hc culture and the moral superiority of costuming as other fruits, beginning with the Orange (1/246)

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@culture_coffin preach

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9/11 levels of unity happening in NY right now

[Owen Shroyer @OwenShroyer1776]

This moment did more to end racism than anything the NBA ever did 🤣

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@WetOilyButt I thought this was @lunch_enjoyer for a second

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@kimsdracula @MAC_Arms "Ape shall not kill ape" ahh gun

[bbg (coach bbg) @BigBlueGoonie]

You have the right to remain a twisted ass whiteboy
You have the right to a Kush Plug, if you can’t afford the kush , kush will be provided

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@robbiegoodwin we need him now more than ever

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@AnnieisUndead we're getting closer, if you come to a hardcore show we shall peel the flesh from your bones

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@TrevorOfficialR I know a guy who, on three separate occasions, picked a piece of flash art that ended up being a band tattoo.

Dude got a Jefferson Airplane tat in like 2007 as a millenial

Another is a Grateful Dead tattoo, he doesn't listen to either of those bands lmfao

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@nobuddy_special I found it pretty frightening actually, but a Reddit Gold for you sir

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@WhittleDick_ what a bonkers career honestly, good for him

https://t.co/AndFlcGk8v