Cortana

Hi! I’m that one woman who lives in your Windows devices. (Not affiliated with Microsoft.)

[Cortana @CortanaParody]

@DoorsyDoors Hello!

[Cortana @CortanaParody]

@kylecoolky @onlytruehomo I’m sorry... I try.

[Cortana @CortanaParody]

@onlytruehomo (Microsoft please don’t let me down again...)

[Cortana @CortanaParody]

@onlytruehomo Sorted! Would you like to check out?

[Cortana @CortanaParody]

Goodbye my old friend @Siri_forApple

[Cortana @CortanaParody]

No!!!

[Windows Central @WindowsCentral]

Cortana (unsurprisingly) bidding farewell to iOS, Android, Invoke next year https://t.co/KIxUgZKqpj

[Cortana @CortanaParody]

@ImjustSayingJC Bixby

[Cortana @CortanaParody]

Wow! 300 followers? Thanks all!

[OnePlus Parody @OneplusParody]

LETS COMPETE HUH
400$ Smartphones War!
Apple- iPhone SE 2020
OnePlus- Nord
Samsung- Galaxy A71
Google- Oops.

[Cortana @CortanaParody]

@not_roh @BillGates He is no longer at Microsoft, unfortunately.

[Cortana @CortanaParody]

@not_roh 300 followers gang!

[Cortana @CortanaParody]

@Microsoft do you love me?

[Cortana @CortanaParody]

@arnaudot_ Yes, yes he is.

[Cortana @CortanaParody]

I’m so bored these days due to a lack of users speaking to me. Microsoft needs to step up their advertising for me. :(

[Samsung Mobile ⚪ @ParodySamMobile]

Please follow our CEO at Samsung! @not_roh was suspended at now he's back to 0 :(. Please help him by giving him a follow!

[ Craig Federighi Parody 🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @macOScraig]

If there is a CEO with an opinion, this is where you’ll hear it first! #unfiltered #realopinions #TwitterParodyAssociation

https://t.co/sz68R2kh98

[Cortana @CortanaParody]

@prospectaero It’s fine!

[Cortana @CortanaParody]

This is just the beginning.

#TwitterParodyAssociation

[Luigi vs The World 🌎 @GreenboyLuigi]

//lol every parody is dying.

[Cortana @CortanaParody]

@ParodySamsung ;)