Cortex Technologies

Technology place in Guernsey. Working all varieties of technostuffs. We probably won't fix your printer. All our bits ::

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Happy Cortexmas 2024! 🎄 - https://t.co/q2LIp3k4Vk

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Cortex Technologies is bringing back the four-day week for August

https://t.co/Jm1BO46mku

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All Parliaments are using new technologies to improve their efficiency

Simon Ross from #Guernsey States Assembly @Govgg writes in The Parliamentarian about developing a bespoke new voting app for Members with @Cortex_GG

Read the article online ⬇️
https://t.co/dNPr5huHz7

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#siam day … come on the Raiders 🔥

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Well, after all that I’m going to go and enjoy the sun and bank holiday weekend. Catch you in the next one!

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What? Who? That’s right, it’s Danny (AKA “The Other Matt”) taking over link duties for this week! We have a few corkers for you as we lead into the long weekend

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[5/5] It’s like Y2K all over again for this baby and/or 101-year-old woman

https://t.co/44gXypYV9i

^Danny

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[4/5] Naming things is hard (and occasionally rather expensive)

https://t.co/7R6mV8wka0

^Danny (via Steve Streeting on Discord)

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[3/5] FTC: RGB != N95

https://t.co/sdMWlhCSHX

^Jason

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[2/5] Jira is betting that generative AI will help you make sense of your data across the tangle of services that they offer

https://t.co/nsCZkyqQBj

^Matt

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[1/5] Want your computer to sound like a Geiger counter? Just make it beep when you send data to Google…

https://t.co/ZRro6NmkHR

^Danny

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That’ll do right nice for this week, time to break from the computer and get out in the sunshine; see you next time!

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Righto technochums, here we are again with THE tech links of the week, which we’ll warn right now, are a bit doomy-gloomy, go ->

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[5/5] #27 on the list of things more likely to happen than winning the lottery... house hit by space junk
^Marc

https://t.co/CfvczrfLD6

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[4/5] We’re not gonna make it, are we?
^Danny

https://t.co/ui6nQ0Wkki

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[3/5] In a surprise to absolutely nobody, most spam is now AI generated
^Matt

https://t.co/jv3rOMWDhs

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[2/5] Inhumane Pain: $150m investment in AI hardware is unsurprisingly rubbish
^Danny

https://t.co/z01UczjePm

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[1/5] AI: accidental ineptitude – misclick efficiently divorces peeps ^Danny

https://t.co/l7rireWirE

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And that’ll do for this week! Love it? Hate it? Couldn’t care less? Seen a great story we’ve missed? Let us know....

Aaaand we’ll be back next week...

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IT’S BAAAAAAACK! We know you missed it, we could tell, so here we are. BESTEST TECH LINKS OF THE WEEK, go ->

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[6/6] State of retro-floppy disks to remain solid for at least another 5.25 years
^Matt https://t.co/rZp2nkJKEp