Corvus

just a regular guy named Corvus | dropshipper 📦| fan of Pennies #favoritecoin | Father to three amazing fish 🐟

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Manifesting a Lila moss, Iris Law threeway 🙏

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Shark week is soon…

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I wish I was able to be as collected at 3 am alone in my bedroom, as I was at 7 pm on a date…

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I gotta family guy mind in an American dad world…

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@NFLonFOX @drewbrees Fuck you Fox sports

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“Mom caught me doing an up-poop…”

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If I get access to someone’s phone I change all their alarms by one minute

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I wish more houses had jolly ranchers for trick or treaters

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They need to crate train me with the way I’m off the leash

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@HaroldHandcock Mbs can play his brother in shogun s2

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Caught me on one of my good days

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Edit: 7 beers, 6 episodes of South Park

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Work stats this week
- 4hours of Wallace and Gromit watched
- 5 episodes of South Park watched
- 6 beers drank
- 7 cigarettes smoked
- 24 emails sent
- 1 free yeti cooler

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Fun fact: Texas is actually bigger than every country in Europe, even Bulgaria

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I gotta stop eating whatever I’m eating because I am paying the price

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@HaroldHandcock CU hater here, I agree with this guy

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You care that we want to open a dropshipping vintage store.

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We should have openly discussed moving to a cave more

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My life really feeling like an MW2 quick scoping montage rn

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One of my friends went to one of my celeb crushes house. I will dox you if you respond to this, you know who you are.