Cory Alexander

Philosophy.

[Cory Alexander @CoryAlexand3r]

You are almost at 30,000 followers on here. Everyone remembers and loves your race to the 25,000 David pyramid. I'm happy to be one. Got any idea for what our name will be when we hit the big 30k?
@EastSideDave

[Cory Alexander @CoryAlexand3r]

Can you write a story in 100 words? Join me in the @nycmidnight 100-word Microfiction Challenge on March 21st! Learn more at https://t.co/gcZS0a1lKs

[Cory Alexander @CoryAlexand3r]

@DaveedDiggs making my way through clipping. catalog after a long while. I forgot that "Clppng" is a certified banger from front to back. Keep doing what you're doing.

[Cory Alexander @CoryAlexand3r]

Join me and writers worldwide in the 250-word Microfiction Challenge on December 9th! Learn more at https://t.co/gXORBLL8fo

[Cory Alexander @CoryAlexand3r]

@kossisko just wanted to say I like the music you put out, my dude. keep it up.

[Housing Is A Human Right™ @HousingHumanRt]

Federal funding is tied to homeless counts in Los Angeles and other cities. It's imperative that we have accurate counts so we can properly address the #homelessness crisis. We need more transparency over the LA's homeless count. https://t.co/lfZMtVMS6f

[Cory Alexander @CoryAlexand3r]

@MartinStarr Just watched you in Cabinet of Curiosities. I have to say, you're great in everything you do, man. Keep it up.

[FDR’s Muscular, Awe-Inspiring Legs @snelsonmandela2]

just listened to Taylor swift's new album and I don't get the hype. It struck me as an odd decision to have a constant beeping backing the music, reminded me too much of a carbon monoxide alarm. Listening to the album took a lot out of me, I feel really tired and my head hurts

[Cory Alexander @CoryAlexand3r]

If you liked the seemingly nonsensical tirade of the schizophrenic homeless man who accosted you and your family on the Venice boardwalk that one time, you're gonna love the lyrics to the new chili peppers album.

[cory @coolmathgame_]

[during sex]

her: choke me

me: [a really great guy] no

[Luis J. Gomez @luisjgomez]

Damn, #HouseOfTheDragon  is great but it makes me want to fuck my family members the same way old movies make me want to smoke cigarettes.

[Cory Alexander @CoryAlexand3r]

@PlanetFitness @PlanetFitnessCA
Turn down the music. A super friendly employee of yours just told me the music/volume is controlled by corporate. Take it easy. Seriously. Way too loud. 90% of us have headphones anyways and can barely hear our own music. #TurnItDownPlanetFitness

[Cory Alexander @CoryAlexand3r]

Re: my last tweet

[Cory Alexander @CoryAlexand3r]

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[Cory Alexander @CoryAlexand3r]

@ArdenMyrin just heard you on Doughboys. What a fun episode!

[𝙴𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝙷𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚠𝚊𝚢 @DailyHemingway]

Why do old men wake so early? Is it to have one longer day?

[Cory Alexander @CoryAlexand3r]

Kinda wouldn't mind if @nicolebyer was in everything I watched or listened to from now on.

[trash jones @jzux]

no offense but i literally could not care less that kim kardashian messed up marilyn monroe’s dress. i will never afford a home

[Cory Alexander @CoryAlexand3r]

Molly Shannon is a national treasure.