Cory Helie

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[Cory Helie @CoryHelie]

"Do you cook what @TheRock is smelling?" - Duane The Health Inspector Johnson

[Cory Helie @CoryHelie]

@Rebeccaandgus Such a good little troll. You, though. Not your dumb prank.

[Cory Helie @CoryHelie]

@realDonaldTrump I heard u wanna eff your own daughter.

[Preston Tompkins @Prest0nT0mpkins]

New episode of Weakend Update podcast with @TotallyAllen @CoryHelie @zachreinert0 and John Dahlgren!

[Preston Tompkins @Prest0nT0mpkins]

New episode of Weakend Update podcast out everywhere! @zachreinert0 @GeoffreyTice @CoryHelie @KickHolland

[Cory Helie @CoryHelie]

A US funded Israeli airstrike on a Gaza school killed thirty in Palestine.

Even in the summer, the US finds a way to make sure some schoolchildren die.

[Cory Helie @CoryHelie]

Hunter is excited for Jade Cargill to come. #SurvivorSeries #wwe

[Cory Helie @CoryHelie]

@CeeHawk That really got me.

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@ChurchofSatan But whut if he was just a real Zaddy?!

[max fine @maxfine_]

Mr. Steal yo Gurt

[Cory Helie @CoryHelie]

@maxfine_ Sorry bud. All my love to you and your family.

[Senator Megan Hunt @NebraskaMegan]

This. The youth are truly not bothered.

[Cory Helie @CoryHelie]

@StammBam @HarrisonWind He’s not as boring as your tweets.

[Cory Helie @CoryHelie]

@DavB4u @AuroraPD @shelieo1 I imagine they’ll keep you updated.

[Cory Helie @CoryHelie]

@KyleClark Twatty Strickland sure is bored with his life.

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@AliceRHamilton @chrisdelia Ugh, we can only hope.

[Cory Helie @CoryHelie]

@missmayn I think of it kind of like a sports draft but for who is going to find my body when I die.

[Cory Helie @CoryHelie]

@GianmarcoSoresi BUT WHAT WAS IN YOUR DAD’S BACKGROUND CHECK?!?!

[zach reinert @zachreinert0]

I bet Church’s Chicken only calls themselves that to try to get out of paying taxes

[geoff brent @goffokk]

I love Jeff Rosenstock so much but restarting the merch cut discourse is borderline unforgivable.