Cory Long

Texas

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨 FORMER TESLA PRESIDENT ADMITS ELON USED THE DOMINO’S PIZZA APP TO REINVENT HOW PEOPLE BUY CARS — AND THE STORY IS BLOWING PEOPLE’S MINDS

Former Tesla president Jon McNeill is going viral after revealing the bizarre moment Elon Musk pulled up the Domino’s pizza app during a meeting… because Tesla customers needed 64 CLICKS just to buy a car online.

Elon’s reaction?
“How many taps does it take to get a pizza?”

Answer:
• 10 taps

Buying a Tesla at the time?
• 64 clicks
• endless loan documents
• nonstop forms
• massive friction

Elon became obsessed with stripping the process down after realizing most of the paperwork wasn’t even legally required.

So Tesla started going bank-to-bank asking:
Why does buying a car need to feel harder than ordering dinner?

Most banks reportedly refused to cooperate.

Then one Midwest bank CEO finally agreed to test a radically simplified system… and Tesla allegedly eliminated around 40 clicks from the process almost overnight.

Now people online are saying this perfectly explains why Tesla disrupted the entire auto industry while traditional dealerships kept drowning customers in paperwork, waiting rooms, and sales tactics.

Did Tesla accidentally expose how outdated the entire car dealership model really was?

📹: kencoleman

[David J Harris Jr @DavidJHarrisJr]

🚨BREAKING: Bill Gates Foundation Spent $7.6 Million Engineering Genetically Modified Ticks Designed to Spread in the Wild!

The Gates Foundation funneled over $7.6 million to biotech firm Oxitec/Flyttr to develop self-spreading genetically modified cattle ticks.

These engineered ticks are built to mate with wild populations and spread the lab-created genes into nature — all funded by Gates to supposedly “control” livestock pests in Africa.

[The Rabbit Hole @TheRabbitHole]

Capitalism creates so there’s more for everyone.

Socialism is the weaponization of greed and envy making everyone worse off.

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I have no words 😶

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Hidden Angles -- March 25

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What it's like to be long space tech

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$SHMD Let me give you a little secret. The next stock to breakout from the base and run to double digits is Schmid Group.

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[Austin Justice @AustinJustice]

AUSTIN MAN walks up to a stranger using a computer on the fourth floor of the Central Library, punches him in the head so hard he's knocked out of his chair, stomps on his head multiple times while he lies unconscious on the floor -- then calmly walks back to his own computer and sits down.

The victim is in critical condition with life-threatening injuries. Police Chief Lisa Davis (@APDChiefDavis) happened to be in the building and made the arrest herself.

On a city bus in 2024, Vasquez threatened an 11-year-old boy, cocked his leg back to kick him full-force, then stood up and punched the kid's mother in the face. She's a Spanish speaker and couldn't even understand the threats. A female bystander tackled Vasquez to protect them. He punched her in the head repeatedly. All was on video.

Child endangerment charge and two assaults charges. Dismissed.

Six months before that, he punched a CapMetro bus driver in the mouth hard enough to cause a bloody laceration. During the arrest, he called an officer a racial slur and spit directly in his face. Felony harassment of a public servant. Dismissed to "pre-trial diversion."

He also had a felony terroristic threat against a public servant. Also dismissed.

His Travis County record:
• 10 cases
• 3 felonies -- all dismissed
• 4 assaults -- all dismissed
• 0 jury trials

Now someone is fighting for their life in a hospital because a man with a documented pattern of unprovoked violence kept walking out of the courthouse.

[Cory Long @CoryLong]

@anymanfitness Shred

[Cory Long @CoryLong]

Insane

[Austin Videos @ATXVideos]

🚨BREAKING: Travis County District Attorney Jose Garza is bringing CRIMINAL CHARGES against the hero APD officers who handled the mass shooter at Buford's on West 6th Street Saturday night.

This needs to be the last straw that forces our rogue DA to resign.

No more of this.

[Cory Long @CoryLong]

@nikitabier @SophiaFioren Based

[Cory Long @CoryLong]

@jack @vkhosla @blocks Pretty solid imo.

[Cory Long @CoryLong]

@EmmanuelMacron This. Is hilarious.

[Cory Long @CoryLong]

We don’t believe you, and with good reason.

[Sam Altman @sama]

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[Alps @alpaysh]

i thought the view was surreal, but i looked twice and found out that it was just satya Nadella and marc andreessen

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

🚨 Here is the full 42 minutes of my crew and I exposing Minnesota fraud, this might be my most important work yet. We uncovered over $110,000,000 in ONE day. Like it and share it around like wildfire! Its time to hold these corrupt politicians and fraudsters accountable

We ALL work way too hard and pay too much in taxes for this to be happening, the fraud must be stopped.