Cornelius Edward Snider

Writer. Producer. Editor. Director. Comedy hack.

[jackson 🇪🇸 @jacksonicide]

The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

i live rent free in his head

[Berglund Center @BerglundCtr]

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Get ready for an unforgettable evening when David Arquette goes BEHIND THE SCREAM, in ROANOKE on October 8, 2026 at Berglund Performing Arts Theatre!

💀SHOW INFO: https://t.co/J4TBLKDuNU
🩸 PRESALE : Wed, July 8th - 10AM
🎟 ON-SALE : Fri, July 10th - 10AM

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I still DO NOT understand how so many of you were hoodwinked into believing the government should not use the money you pay in taxes to create a social safety net that benefits you, fund public healthcare, lower housing costs, and make daily life more affordable.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Peter Thiel, the billionaire founder of Palantir, called Pope Leo “a Chinese communist agent” for writing that AI must be used to “truly benefit the common good, and is not just used to accumulate wealth and power in the hands of a few.”

Who do you trust? Pope Leo or Mr. Thiel?

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

A $100 billion, 2,100-acre data center is officially dead after the developers withdrew their appeal to the Virginia Supreme Court

[Baaulp @Baaulp]

closest you're going to get to seeing how dark ages peasants acted

[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

Socialism isn't "free stuff" it is literally just using your tax dollars doing something to benefit you and other workers instead of using it to buy a stadium for a billionaire. That's it. That's all it is.

[Cornelius Edward Snider @CoryTheCurator]

Meanwhile, he's trying to have the government take stake in companies which, you know, is literally communism. #intel

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump claims "communism" is a bigger threat to the nation than the Pearl Harbor attack, and then abruptly boots reporters out of the Oval

[Cornelius Edward Snider @CoryTheCurator]

@CattardSlim Dude, as a trillionaire, why not just have this put together for real?

[DissidentRexy🦖 @DissidentRexy]

Weird. What license plate are they reading at the playground and basketball court?

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

gifs when the joke is time sensitive

[Cornelius Edward Snider @CoryTheCurator]

Wives of the world: your husband does not need to know the names of your coworkers nor the dating history of your friends. Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk.

[Cornelius Edward Snider @CoryTheCurator]

@Rep_Stansbury Screams innocence.

[Cornelius Edward Snider @CoryTheCurator]

@HowleyReporter Aw shucks

[Climate Dad @ClimateDad77]

“Why weren’t we warned?”

[Rebekah Jones @GeoRebekah]

The Bible Belt is also:

The divorce belt
The teen pregnancy belt
The obesity belt
The murder belt
The poverty belt
The high-school dropout belt
The uneducated belt
The MAGA belt
The prison belt
The disease belt

None of these are a coincidence. They are not simply correlation.

This is cause and effect.

[Cornelius Edward Snider @CoryTheCurator]

@DotingThomas @omgsidewalks So many economists and mathematicians have deduced that at most, it would cost $6B a year to feed everyone on earth.

[Don T. Beakunt @bitchesLOVEtoad]

pretty cool that 70% of ads now are just for weight loss medicine, gambling, or AI

[Dee Jersey Girl @DianaSt13652967]

@factpostnews