Cory Haslam

#BillsMafia 4 Life

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

It’s funny how WOKE used to simply mean being aware of injustice and inequality. Then racist whites and people uncomfortable with those conversations turned it into an insult.

Now they call anything WOKE if it acknowledges racism, discrimination, or the existence of people who are different from them. A word that once meant awareness became a political buzzword because some people didn’t like what it was exposing.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Andrew Lynch @andrewglynch]

if a toddler puts a sticker on you, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[Westeros Central @WesterosCentral]

Oberyn Martell after knocking down The Mountain

[Cory Haslam @CorysMind]

@minakimes Congrats @minakimes!

[Jum @JesterJum]

"YoU aReN't AlWaYs GoNnA hAvE a CaLcUlAtOr In YoUr PoCkEt"

-Lying ass 90s teachers

[mariana Z @mariana057]

My 77-year-old mother just informed me that she is going to her first "sex party" and doesn't know what to bring.

After some awkward questions, I said, "Gender reveal. You're going to a gender reveal."

[𝔩𝔲𝔰 @yungnstackin]

If you think about it, a scientists whole job is to fuck around and find out

[Shanaka Anslem Perera ⚡ @shanaka86]

JUST IN: You do not fire your Army Chief of Staff in the middle of a war for no reason. You fire him because of what comes next.

Pete Hegseth called General Randy George on April 2 and told him to retire immediately. The Pentagon confirmed it within hours. No reason was given. Not publicly. Not privately. A senior Army official told Fox News that Hegseth offered George nothing: no misconduct, no operational failure, no policy disagreement on the record. Just a phone call and a career ending in the middle of the most significant American combat operation in two decades.

George is the 24th general or admiral Hegseth has removed. But he is not the 24th. He is the one that matters. The Army Chief of Staff. The man whose signature sits between a president’s intent and the order that sends soldiers across a beach or into a tunnel complex. The 82nd Airborne is deploying right now. Marines from the 31st MEU are staged on the USS Tripoli. JSOC operators are at forward bases in Israel, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, and the UAE. Kharg Island, 90 percent of Iranian oil exports, sits 16 kilometres off a coast that someone will have to decide whether to approach. And the four-star general whose job it was to advise whether that approach should happen was removed 48 hours after Trump told the nation the war would continue for two to three more weeks.

The replacement is Vice Chief General Christopher LaNeve. He was Hegseth’s senior military aide before this appointment. The man who carried the Secretary’s briefcase now commands the Army the Secretary is reshaping. The chain of command did not break. It shortened. The distance between a television studio and a combat order just collapsed to zero intermediaries who were not personally selected by the man giving the order.

No reason was given. That is the tell. When someone is removed without explanation during a crisis, the explanation is the crisis itself. George either objected to something or was about to. The ground option. The power plant strikes. The Kharg raid. The escalation that turned a highway bridge in Karaj into rubble on the same day he was told to leave. Something in the next two weeks requires a chief who will not push back, and the Pentagon solved that problem by installing one trained as Hegseth’s aide.

A former Fox News weekend host just fired a four-star general with combat tours in Iraq and Afghanistan, replaced him with his own former assistant, and did it during a live war in which the next decision could put American soldiers on Iranian soil for the first time in history. No hearing was held. No misconduct cited. The Army woke up on April 3 with a new chief it did not choose, in a war it did not start, preparing for a phase the previous chief apparently could not be trusted to execute.

The question is not why George was fired. Every general in the building knows why. The question is what order is coming in the next fourteen days that required removing the one man in the chain of command who might have said no.

The war has no perimeter. The chain of command has no objectors. And the next phase has no one left to stop it.

https://t.co/dAOBBMsgDS

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

When I say Bed Bath and Beyond just know I’m talking about Bath and Body Works.

[Cory Haslam @CorysMind]

@MLFootball That’s cool and all but I hope he’s working just as hard on his professional maturity

[mariana Z @mariana057]

If you're cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

[Mitch Goldich 🐙 @mitchgoldich]

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

[mariana Z @mariana057]

I saw a snake that was 3.14 meters long.I think it was a πthon.

[Ang. @AngThaDean]

Y’all hate annoying people more than you hate evil people and that is exactly why the seats of power are held by charismatic demons

[greg @greg16676935420]

Did we do it? Did we save the daylight?

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

why tf do baby clothes got pockets they don’t even own shit