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[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

You could be having the biggest break down of your life and your cat is like yo crack open that wet food for me, beloved.

[Adam Singer @AdamSinger]

Leaving this here

[Magnetic Norse @MagneticNorse]

The internet remains undefeated

[✮ @areheon]

the older pokemon games had me talking to every single npc because what if one of them gave me something smh

[piercheney @LVpolitic]

This is a wild victory lap.

Step 1 - essentially legalize all drugs - overdose deaths skyrocket.
Step 2 - Criminalize illicit drugs again - overdose deaths drop by half.
Step 3 - take credit only for step 2.

[alice @hgtvdeathdrive]

this is what i’m talking about. you mean whimsical!

[Idk @agbcopen]

The pain of playing the games in order.

[Tans @tanmay1705]

No one believes you can pull a girl more than your girlfriend

[MotoGinji @MotoGinji]

I love these

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

The owner of Amy’s Baking Company from that insane episode of kitchen nightmares where customers were constantly threatened and the servers were paid hourly and had all their tip money taken was deported to Israel in 2018

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

Need to get back on my 6 boiled eggs, a can of tuna, half an onion and an avocado a day grind

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

The way she woke up and looked at him like what’s your problem I just had a litter of babies

[𝚂𝚗𝚘𝚠𝙱𝚛𝚘 @MeltingSnowBro]

Biologist, "we've been studying microbial ecosystems in fog"
Journalist, "fog is sentient"

[GabeImpact @GabeImpact]

Chinese person visiting LA asked me why there were so many Mexicans here

[Brandur @brandur]

I just found Brave's "Force Paste" option that bypasses the work of sordid retards who prevent pasting into form fields. This might have just endured me to this browser for life.

[adeniyi @lullabystarlust]

ur average latina: “nigga you bettah not be cheating on me nigga”

[Kurono Kei @KuronoKei_V2]

I was not prepared for just how terrible these were gonna sound

We live in theatre kid hell

[Animal Mother 🐺🗡️ @Engxxxge]

Brb taking cinematography classes so I can take dead wife videos of my future gf

[Gravantus @Gravantus]

"So apparently the introduction of tablets in prisons has caused a stir in the prison community."

"Prison community...you mean prisoners?"

Real conversation I had.