Hal

A Chaotic Good Human | He/Him

[scar :3 @scarlettactual]

now im no laywer; but if someone instigates fight with me and says "i have a gun" i think they just won a free one way ticket to the tshirt dimension

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Israel has been eliminated from WBC title contention after their loss to the Dominican Republic.

[Philly Pies @philly_pies]

fuck ICE. sorry we’re late the philling got hold of the phone for something called “Nokia 3310 seance time” and it took a month and a half

[DOPE STROKE @dopestroke76]

This franchise ends with every single one of these fascists goons dying in a last stand because they totally lose all the support they had.

[billy @billyjoebaldwin]

At the beach I say man I love the smell of beach and my 11 y/o niece goes “me too it smells like a candle”

[country guys with boston wives @centralma4ever]

taking a hit and hanging my head

[Hightail Creations @Hightail_Works]

One shall clean, one shall spoil.

[grayfruit @thegrayfruit]

House of Leaves is a metroidvania

[Hal @CosmoHelix]

@Ripleazy ...bro?

[Hal @CosmoHelix]

@fluff_zee

[Eduardo Valdés-Hevia 👁️ @Valdevia_Art]

The oldest known instance of the "Cool S", a symbol of unknown origin, on a tenth century Viking runestone.
This sigil has persisted through millennia and is still found today. Scholars believe its origin is unrelated to the letter S, and that it was originally part of a ritual.

[Hal @CosmoHelix]

@fluff_zee

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

My favorite thing about this article is that the guy who wrote it started it on a Monday night at 10pm

[Sherman McCoy @wasphyxiation]

“Congratulations, Ender. The new interstate highway system you designed in SimCity will allow for free movement of goods, services, and people throughout the nation like never before.”

“Wait… what about all the low-income neighborhoods I bulldozed? They were real???”

[Oliver Darkshire 🌈 @deathbybadger]

WOTC will be like "this gay couple are married in a MONOGAMOUS relationship" and meanwhile Ed Greenwood is offscreen like "elminster likes to be pegged" and "fisting is illegal in Thay unless you use Mage Hand"

[Anne-Elisabeth Moutet 🇫🇷🇺🇦🇮🇷 @moutet]

Tolkien quoting Simone de Beauvoir to explain the entire rationale of Lord of the Rings is extraordinary.

[translated cats @TranslatedCats]

Battle for the chair.