The Cosmonauts

We're The Cosmonauts, one of Arizona's longest-running sketch comedy troupes. We do live shows and comedy festivals and collectively weigh over 1,500 lbs.

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@jelenawoehr You'd never know it by his outward appearance--the broad shoulders, the slim hips, the long legs, the muscular arms, and the stunningly handsome face--but Brock had dreams of becoming a professional business person.

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@klusmanp You do realize, Paul, that over 11,000 rockets have been launched at Israel since Oct. 7th. If not for the Iron Dome, Israel would look like Gaza right now.

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@klusmanp There are 5 million Palestinians in Gaza and the West Bank. There are 2 million Palestinians who are Israeli citizens in Israel proper, and they are one of the fastest-growing populations in Israel. Where is the genocide?

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@TristanKitch Ugh! Disgusting.

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@TheRealThelmaJ1 @DominofromAZ @bgmasters Those videos with Sean Gantwerker in them are not Cosmonauts Sketch Comedy videos. He was only in The Cosmonauts for a very brief time.

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@SpicyFrenzFan @TheRealThelmaJ1 @DominofromAZ @bgmasters This is not a Cosmonauts Sketch Comedy video. It's for a troupe called A Little Dirty For Six O'Clock. Sean was with us only very briefly.

[Mikel Fair @mikelfair]

So excited for #portlandcomedyfilmfestival tomorrow! June 10-13, 2021. @supplydemandmov
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@CosmonautComedy @DeadGirlmovie @duckworldtv
https://t.co/IDgdb5YuDS

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@ThefilmB @LatteThunder @ThiefCGT @Lulamaybelle @cspenceproducer @cinema_recall @FilmCafeCoOp @chrisbrakeillo @thechriswatt @LetsChatPodcast @cineflixdaily @PulpCereal @dazzalovesmovie @FilmMomatic @dianasalier Thank you kindly for the mention!

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@pageantcomedy Serious question: Do you think John Waters is hot?

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@MathMavn Absolutely!

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Bill Gates is being injected into my body tomorrow! Whoo-hoo! (Vaccine dose #1!)

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The Bible is 100% accurate, especially when thrown at close range.

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@Soldier_Wolfe Both.

[The Toronto Sketch Comedy Festival @TOsketchfest]

Claiming Space Panel
Tomorrow at 3pmET

Comedy creators who are forging ahead to make space for community and craft in their city - and you can too.

More info: https://t.co/8e7UKKDJtw

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@NikkiBailey_ That's awesome! We have a sketch in the Festival this year. Looking forward to your panel!

[ReelAbilities Film Festival Toronto @ReelAbilitiesTO]

Give your spirits a lift with @TOsketchfest – Screen Time Edition, an online sketch comedy festival with Open Captioned options on 100 titles from around the world. March 24-28, 2021 #TOSketchFest21
Get your tickets at https://t.co/d5PG78ODIy

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Our latest video for your viewing edification!

E Pluribus Nudum https://t.co/U7JgZPgEWc via @YouTube

#comedy #sketchcomedy #funnyvideos

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@dash_nye Yes!

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We're so honored to be part of the 2021 Toronto Sketch Comedy Festival! Be sure to tune in to it for hilarious sketch comedy from around the world!
#TOSketchFest2021 #TOSketchFest #DigitalStage #TorontoComedy #ComedyFestival #OnlineFestival

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@Diamandahagan Played by Dean Learner always holding a shotgun.