Dave Sims

[Chelsea FC Women @ChelseaFCW]

Our first walk out of @worldsevens_ 🤩

[Chelsea FC Women @ChelseaFCW]

AGGIE WINS US OUR FIRST GAME OF THE TOURNAMENT!!! 🤩

🔵 4-3 🍬#CFCW | #W7F

[Claydon weather @S_C_weather]

Extremes for Yorkshire & Humber on 25/05/2026
Highest max temp Hull, East Park 32.5 °C
Lowest max temp Bridlington Mrsc 21.4 °C
Lowest min temp Bainbridge 7.0 °C
Highest rainfall Bainbridge Trace
Sunniest Sheffield 14.2 hours

[Chelsdays @Chelsdays_]

Rebuilding Stamford bridge 🔜

[Chelsea FC Women @ChelseaFCW]

A guard of honour for Millie and Sam. 🫶

[Chelsea FC Women @ChelseaFCW]

Sam Kerr’s final moments as a Chelsea player. 🥺💙

What an ovation for our number 20. 👏

[Fit_Fusion @FitFusion__]

Whenever I make this dessert, everyone asks me for the recipe

[Xabi Alonso Cam 🎥 @XabiAlonsoCam]

Only repost if you miss Abramovich era 🚨

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Newly released video from the splashdown of Artemis ll on Friday, April 10, 2026, shows the moment that U.S. Navy Divers cracked the door open and entered the Orion to greet the Astronauts, welcoming them back to Earth after their journey around the Moon.

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

At Clarkson’s Farm, Jeremy takes delivery of a new pig called “Keir Starmer”, but there’s a hitch.

With the real Starmer off holidaying in Spain, the lads hatch a plan involving a Keir mask and Twister from Lark Rise to Candleford.

{satire}

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

The Top Gear lads decide to pinch Jeremy Clarkson’s Hawkstone from Waitrose after learning staff are no longer allowed to stop shoplifters.

Keir Starmer’s socialist utopia is in full effect.

{satire}

[Active Patriot @ActivePatriotUK]

I queued up for over an hour tonight to get the last ever £3 fish supper from the cheapest chippy in the UK before the prices go up

Stan and his family have been feeding the local community for over 20 years, they charge £3 for haddock and chips, and a sauce, under a third of the UK average price of £10.

The shop is in one of the most deprived areas of the town, where many struggle to put food on the table

His prices mean people eat a meal at a price they can afford

The price of fish has risen dramatically over the last few weeks going from around £1.50 per kilo to £3.70

Mathews chippy prides itself on serving the community they supply me for FREE all my meals I provide to the homeless in my town they are a credit to the community and a jewel in our crown they put the great into Grimsby but they're too struggling with the costs of everything rising

Tonight saw me served the last ever £3 fish supper before prices rise on Tuesday to £3.50, please show me a meal that can match this in the UK for £3.50 right on your doorstep in the heart of your community

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Keir Starmer and Scott Mills caught playing with Clarkson’s bulls.

Clarkson was left furious and tore across the countryside with James May in hot pursuit, as Labour’s day got even rougher with Karl Turner losing the whip.

{satire}

[Xabi Alonso Cam 🎥 @XabiAlonsoCam]

Only repost if your team has won all three 😃💙🤝

[ChelsTransfer @ChelsTransfer]

🔵 Would you take Frank Lampard back as next Chelsea manager, over Liam Rosenior?

[Mantra1298 💙 @Mantra1298]

@London_W4 Oooh that would down well with a pie from Robson’s in Bridlington
Nowt like pie and peas😊

[Williams ©️ @CFCNewsReport]

John Terry as Interim till the end of the season. Yes or No?

[Have faith🗯 @JuanHeart2016]

Roman Abramovich gifted Chelsea:

£1.5 billion.
World class players.
World class training ground.
World class academy.
Every trophy in football.
All external debts paid.

Roman Arkadyevich Abramovich🥰

No Chelsea fans will pass without RETWEETING this. 💫💙

[Xabi Alonso Cam 🎥 @XabiAlonsoCam]

Only Chelsea fans and Roman Abramovich loyals will like this post 💙