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@DamnNearWhite You never make a fist when hooping. It was intentional.

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@ScoutWithBryan Go play basketball and see how many times you ball up your hand into a fist. It’s zero unless you are trying to do something malicious.

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@SweetestTea_ @meghanncuniff @emiranda_writes Most are either drowning, car accidents, or medical events. Follow the rules and your chance of dying is the same as any other day.

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@chloepeterson67 She must fucking hate CC. The way she treats her and never backs her up. Anyone with eyes can see she’ll be gone very soon.

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@Bonnie007777777 @Riley_Gaines_ Why are you blaming teenagers for this? These kids have been going to practices and meets for years. Hundreds of hours invested. If they choose not to participate literally nothing changes.

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@MarlowNYC Setting the bar real low for journalism.

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@GA14ChangeAgent @TMZ Pretty sure everyone knew Pete wasn’t going to stick around and parent his kid. Fucking douche.

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@sofixpatronus @Variety Was she saying the truth when she talked about molesting her sister?

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@olifranklin All that research and couldn’t find anyone that had side effects and stopped taking it. None of these guys were maxing.Sounds like TRT is a miracle drug as long as you stay within the normal range. 100 a month for feeling youthful again is hardly some financial burden.

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@LAcrimes @spencerpratt Only a fucking ghoul would write this trash. Dirty mother fuckers trying to disqualify the only sensible option.

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@GustavoTurnerX All these BS based on a true story movies and series do it. Just uncreative people bending truths and lying about events to fit their little series or movie and then running cover for their lies with all the press junkets. I hope Hannah doesn’t stop roasting these ghouls.

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@THR Hope Hannah burned that letter. What an absolute disgrace to portray her incorrectly and then write her a fucking letter.

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@otisframpton @mypalal To be fair Lasseter had basically the same formula, bugs/toys/cars that can talk. Yes, they had much more charm than the crap that is put out today. Biggest difference is the characters used to be humanized and believable. Now it’s just lets make every character Mater or Rex.

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@PeriBlitzV2 @GevScale @ToonHive @WSJ Uhh did you see what Disney did to Star Wars?

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@GuyWhoConquers @ToonHive @WSJ That makes zero sense. It sucked hard before the redid the movie. It went from really bad to slightly less bad.

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@jayjayjean2 @mattsurvivor04 I can already tell from the edit it’s going to be bad. Them switching up the tribes this early is totally going to screw over every strong player.

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@_bubblybeluga @breadcrumbssx Just dumb. Typical new age Survivor.

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@horrormuseum Whoever was her editor for her book needs to be fired. Every one of these excerpts have been super cringe. She has came off as really unlikable.

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@mask_bastard @consequence Then share it with the world like it’s a badge of honor.

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@ItsDeanBlundell They are fucking hockey players. Why do you have “respect” for a professional athlete that you’ve never met. Oh I’m sure if he said orange man bad you would love him. Get a life.