Seeking Alfalfa

Gone Farming.
Here to don chain mail and frolick among the falling knives, looking for da cheapies.

[Seeking Alfalfa @CouleeCapital]

Lmao. Also, the enshittification of the American political class is happening at an exponential pace these days. I may actually live to see the total collapse.

[Seeking Alfalfa @CouleeCapital]

@TreyYingst At this point, the Iranian delegation is more believable than the US.

[Seeking Alfalfa @CouleeCapital]

@leadlagreport Broken clock thats never right, not once.

[Hunterbrook @hntrbrkmedia]

Big news: Hunterbrook Media is acquiring The Bear Cave, one of the most influential investigative newsletters in finance.

Over the last six years, @StockJabber has produced a remarkable amount of truth-to-power reporting — and he's done it as a one-man shop.

But in the golden age of grift and graft, more stories need to be written; wrongdoing needs to be exposed, and digging needs to be done. That’s why we’re partnering.

It’s a good day to subscribe to @BearCaveEmail — and a bad day for bad actors, wherever they may hide.

[Seeking Alfalfa @CouleeCapital]

This fucking guy.

[First Squawk @FirstSquawk]

SCOTT BESSENT: WALL STREET CAN THRIVE, BUT IT’S TIME FOR MAIN STREET TO PROSPER

[Seeking Alfalfa @CouleeCapital]

@Rory_Johnston Futures open Sunday.

Sunday: Activate pakistani and omani weekly ceasefire agreement 15.

Followed by a "oil gushes from the strait, a zillion trillion barrels!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!" Tweet.

[Seeking Alfalfa @CouleeCapital]

Cute. It couldn't handle the load of chilling my balls off, but cute.

[CtrlAltRefuel @ctrlaltrefuel]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, (lots of gullible folk by the sounds of the nonsense I’m seeing on here) but:

Today, HERE IN THE UK, I ordered this split AC system to be fitted in the house.

Many companies quoted me and there was ZERO issues (other than them ALL being crazy busy as everyone is ordering aircon).

It’s being fitted in a couple of weeks time.

It was as easy as ordering a new boiler or electric shower to be installed.

Stop the hysteria, and don’t believe the lunatics pushing the propaganda.

Please feel free to share this post.

Newt.

[Seeking Alfalfa @CouleeCapital]

It really was a regime change war after all.

[First Squawk @FirstSquawk]

TRUMP OFFICIALS REPORTEDLY OPEN BACKCHANNEL CONTACTS WITH ISRAELI OPPOSITION FIGURES

U.S. SAID TO BE ENGAGING ISRAELI OPPOSITION AMID CONCERNS OVER NETANYAHU COALITION

TRUMP ADMIN REPORTEDLY BUILDS TIES WITH POST-NETANYAHU CONTENDERS

[Seeking Alfalfa @CouleeCapital]

@Rory_Johnston Applying costs $4 million. Transit is free.

[Seeking Alfalfa @CouleeCapital]

We are now asking the Iranians, on paper, to change their ways because a few billion in munitions couldn't do it.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

VP VANCE: The simple fact is that the only way the Iranians get any of those resources — not a single penny, by the way, from the U.S., under any circumstances — is if they comply fully and change their behavior.

[Seeking Alfalfa @CouleeCapital]

Peace in the middle east

[First Squawk @FirstSquawk]

VANCE SAYS ON IRAN: IRAN DID NOT SHOOT AT ANY SHIPS OVERNIGHT

[Seeking Alfalfa @CouleeCapital]

Now that they have Iran, who needs canada and mexico

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

TRUMP: U.S. WOULD DO BETTER WITHOUT USMCA AGREEMENT

[Seeking Alfalfa @CouleeCapital]

@kgreifeld Bullish. Especially when we find out they already have the first extraterrestrial CEO

[OSINTtechnical @Osinttechnical]

A U.S. official on the Iran deal:

“What’s more important than the actual document is the understandings we have with each other”

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Iran was on its last legs and ready to collapse until the U.S. came along and gave it a life-line in the form of the Iran Deal: $150 billion

[Seeking Alfalfa @CouleeCapital]

@DutcherTim89293 @DanielBShapiro This mou will literally put Iran back in business. They vaguely agreed to not have nuclear weapons, like they have done since the 90s. This is a huge L for Trump and American influence in the middle east.

[Seeking Alfalfa @CouleeCapital]

Will this effect Trumps Sunday signing they said they wont attend?

[First Squawk @FirstSquawk]

IRANIAN BANKS REPORT WIDESPREAD DISRUPTIONS TO MOBILE BANKING, ATMS, CARD SERVICES AND POINT-OF-SALE NETWORKS

BANKING OUTAGES IMPACT DIGITAL PAYMENTS ACROSS PARTS OF IRAN AMID ONGOING CONNECTIVITY ISSUES

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Incredible.

[Seeking Alfalfa @CouleeCapital]

@RampCapitalLLC Low to mid tier chicken restaurant at best. Church's also meh