nancy dasilva

notary to the stars

[nancy dasilva @CountDaSilva]

In my 9th grade English class I once laughed so hard I farted and denied it but I want the world to know, yes, it was me.

[nancy dasilva @CountDaSilva]

NYC resident: I’d like to take the subway to work and arrive by 9am

Eric Adams: best I can do is a stopover in Istanbul on the way to Chile

[nancy dasilva @CountDaSilva]

Waiting on a nyc subway platform in the summer will be the longest 4 minutes of your life

[nancy dasilva @CountDaSilva]

There’s nothing worse than knowing you could have done anything with your life and ending up in middle management

[nancy dasilva @CountDaSilva]

@brookscheebly Chipwiches

[nancy dasilva @CountDaSilva]

How did I get trapped in the minivan corner of Lyft? Truly nothing more embarrassing

[nancy dasilva @CountDaSilva]

Pitbull is performance art
Sean Paul is art

[nancy dasilva @CountDaSilva]

Will history remember STOMP?

[nancy dasilva @CountDaSilva]

Everyone is pissed about @nytimes Connections w/ emojis but their real April Fools prank was erasing my 233 day streak on April 1 and I will never emotionally recover

[nancy dasilva @CountDaSilva]

Why are there always 10 @Clear machines and one person operating them. Check in at LGA is a shit show. May as well be in general boarding

[nancy dasilva @CountDaSilva]

Hey fellas, is it bi to learn?

[nancy dasilva @CountDaSilva]

Need to know who composed the @figma music????? It’s exceptional!!!

[nancy dasilva @CountDaSilva]

Movies are too long and streaming services are too siloed. Fix it!

[nancy dasilva @CountDaSilva]

A version of this tweet circulates once a year and I think you all just need to stop being babies and let the rip of a salt n vin wash over your taste buds

[Ron wright @ronsterd89]

WHO on earth is keepin' salt and vinegar chips in business???

[nancy dasilva @CountDaSilva]

You have not seen the face of disappointment until you tell your boyfriend that you’re starting a podcast with your best friend

[nancy dasilva @CountDaSilva]

I’m stuck in the minivan corner of Lyft

[nancy dasilva @CountDaSilva]

Do you think elections in Roku City are free and fair?

[nancy dasilva @CountDaSilva]

Roku city is actually what became of the lost colony of Roanoke

[nancy dasilva @CountDaSilva]

I’m tired of this town, I’m moving to Roku city!

[nancy dasilva @CountDaSilva]

Every guy ever

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

My biggest red flag is I think I could pull Dua Lipa under the right circumstances

[nancy dasilva @CountDaSilva]

It’s starting

[nancy dasilva @CountDaSilva]

In 2024 James Corden will reemerge with Ozempic face