Count Dibbula

I'm a sarcastic dumb ass. Deal with it. Youtube Channel:

[Count Dibbula @CountDibbula]

That's OK.
They'll get a refund and you could be prosecuted for food contamination or tampering.
Which could result in losing your job and/or criminal charges.

Who's really losing out here genius?🤔

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

DoorDash driver warns MAGA:

"If I see a MAGA sign out front, I'm throwing your food out the f*cking window"

[Count Dibbula @CountDibbula]

Because his words contradict the bullshit you're peddling?
🤔

As an aside: Lateefah honey...you're not in church. Stop talking like you're giving a sermon. Just makes you sound stupid. 🤷‍♂️

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Rep. Lateefah Simon to Republicans: "4 out of the 5 of you last year posted on your social media the words of Dr. King... I would ask you, you kesp Dr. King's name out of your mouth."

[Count Dibbula @CountDibbula]

Shit like this is will eventually lead to vigilante justice.

And then we'll all pretend to be shocked and appalled.
😒

[New York Post @nypost]

Crazed homeless man accused of slaughtering Iryna Zarutska on train found incompetent to stand trial https://t.co/BVq243rJyX

[Count Dibbula @CountDibbula]

Everyone.

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Who's in the wrong here?

[Count Dibbula @CountDibbula]

@ManicTheIdiot No you don't.
😝

[Count Dibbula @CountDibbula]

Those two things are highly unlikely.
Those two things together?
No chance.

[NFL Rumors @nflrums]

🚨 Kansas City Chiefs WR Rashee Rice recently said on a recent livestream that he’s aiming for “JSN money” and wants to stay in Kansas City for the rest of his career.

#NFL #KansasCity #Chiefs

[Count Dibbula @CountDibbula]

Yeah.
Too many colors.
Everyone know things are much more fair when every circle is blue.
🙄

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

These are the Twitter/X accounts with the most engagement so far in 2026. I suppose I had some intuition for how bad it was, but jeez, this is what you get when the ecosystem is broken.

[Count Dibbula @CountDibbula]

They must be insane.

That's the kind of shit you demand if you're winning.

You're not.

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

🚨🇮🇷🇺🇸 BREAKING: Iran rejects a temporary ceasefire and demands the following:

✅ A permanent end to all Middle East conflicts
✅ The dismantling of all U.S. bases in the Gulf
✅ Iranian control & tolls in the Strait of Hormuz
✅ The lifting of economic sanctions on Iran
✅ Right to peaceful uranium enrichment in Iran
✅ Reparations for damages inflicted in the war

[Count Dibbula @CountDibbula]

You mean the guy who gave them the money to pursue their nuclear bombs?

Yeah.
Great "statesmanship" there.
🖕

[Resist the Mainstream @ResisttheMS]

RO KHANNA: "Let me tell you what won't reopen the Strait of Hormuz - threatening war crimes of bombing indiscriminately power plants, cursing at Iran."

"What we need is statesmanship like President Obama had."

[Count Dibbula @CountDibbula]

You people really have no idea how taxes work in this country, do you?

Here's a crazy idea.
Learn how shit works before you start demanding changes.
🤷‍♂️

[Gail Dow @GailDow12]

@ennui365 Because of Trumps tax bill during his first term a family making $184,000 gets taxed 12% and billionaires get taxed 2%. Trump allowed the rich to get richer & the middle class to shoulder the burden of financing our country.

[Count Dibbula @CountDibbula]

It's 80,000 BC.
You are immortal.
The world is still frozen in an ice age.

You decide to save 0$ EVERY DAY because money doesn't exist.

[Count Dibbula @CountDibbula]

Some of those...yes.

[SubRosa )✿( Magick @subrosamagick.bsky.social @SubRosaMagick]

Be honest… does ANYONE actually use these words in real life? 🤣

Bamboozled
Flabbergasted
Discombobulated
Shenanigans
Cattywampus
Lollygag
Malarkey
Kerfuffle
Brouhaha
Nincompoop
Skedaddle
Tomfoolery
Flibbertigibbet
Pumpernickel

[Count Dibbula @CountDibbula]

You clearly don't know the definition of superpower.
🙄

There has only ever been 3 in the history of the world.
Two of them are no longer.
Leaving only 1 for now.
While there are a few with current and very real potential to become one, Iran is not one of them.

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Iranian woman: Trump is a crazy person, he really doesn't know what he's doing. The only one who has the courage to stand up to him is Iran. After the war, we will be a superpower...

[Count Dibbula @CountDibbula]

Too busy trying to get rid of dogs?
🙄

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

PM Keir Starmer on the UK not joining the US to clear the Strait of Hormuz,

"This is not in our national interest."

[Count Dibbula @CountDibbula]

In other words: You hate Trump because they told you to and that's good enough for you.

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

No Kings protester: "I hate Trump because.. he’s making it a crime to be trans. He’s deporting people who are like legal immigrants. And he’s deporting people who are not even immigrants, people were born here."

[Count Dibbula @CountDibbula]

Unsurprising.
I've read several of her opinions and I find she relies heavily on emotion, very light and flexible on the law.

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

Justice Jackson wrote a 35-page dissent in Chiles v. Salazar about how it should be constitutional to ban counselors from telling a boy he is not a girl.

It was longer than Justice Gorsuch's majority opinion and Justice Kagan's concurring opinion combined.

[Count Dibbula @CountDibbula]

If there was sufficient demand for high speed rail a private company would be building it.
There isn't.
It's not profitable.

In other words: We don't need it. It's a waste of money.

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

See, this is the type of gaslighting I hate. California was given billions to build a speed rail and didn't. Not one person was talking about speed rails across the USA during the Ukraine war. Now that Trump is finishing off the Iran, this bullshit is popping up. 🤦‍♀️

[Count Dibbula @CountDibbula]

You're lying.
And you know it.
🖕

[Roshan M Salih @RmSalih]

There is ZERO link between rape gangs and Islam.

What those so-called Muslims did was AGAINST Islam and would be more severely punished by Islamic law than any Western law.

Rupert Lowe knows this but he is obviously peddling his lies to appeal to his Islamophobic, racist constituency who couldn't care less about the truth.

Lowe is easily the most obnoxious MP in Parliament and he would be nowhere without the backing of Elon Musk.

Scumbag.

[Count Dibbula @CountDibbula]

It's a regional thing.
Everyone thinks they have the best BBQ.

If they don't live in Kansas City, they're wrong.
😏

[M.takewaka @m_takewaka]

My American friends, I'm facing a major problem here.

When I say I want to eat American BBQ,

some Americans say, "come to Texas," others say, "come to South Carolina,"
and still others say, "come to Missouri."

I'm confused.

Are you guys going to start a BBQ civil war?