Countspurula

Doom & Gloom.

[Countspurula @CountSpurula]

@SpursOfficial "He was overweight, He never took training, And even hated the fanbase.
Still, there goes the best damn manager we ever had!"

[Countspurula @CountSpurula]

@HotspurLane @AlasdairGold Remember these legends walked so Charrington could run 👏👏

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@tehTrunk Levy's pants are not down so might be ai tbf.

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@MiguelDelaney

[Countspurula @CountSpurula]

Name a bigger upgrade...

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Tottenham agree record deal to sign Sandro Tonali from Newcastle, HERE WE GO! 💥

Agreement between clubs closed and also on player side with the Italian midfielder. 🇮🇹

Fee higher than £85m paid for Mateus Fernandes.

[Florian Plettenberg @Plettigoal]

🚨💥 Mateus Fernandes to Tottenham - DONE DEAL ✔️

Full agreement reached with West Ham. Transfer fee worth up to €95-100m. Medical scheduled. Long-term contract agreed.

Fernandes rejected the opportunity to join ManUnited. #MUFC informed by player‘s camp. Spurs won. @SkySportDE 🇵🇹

[Tottenham Independent Transfer Stories @solventspurs]

I don’t want to get carried away, but I genuinely think we can stay up next season.

[Countspurula @CountSpurula]

Enjoying every second of this.

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

Fuming! Fernandes Chooses Spurs! I'm LIVE https://t.co/VxJgYFCYvl

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Tottenham Hotspur win race to sign Mateus Fernandes from West Ham United. Spurs submitted highest proposal (believed to be ~£85m guaranteed) & 21yo #WHUFC midfielder opted to join #THFC. Numbers beyond where #MUFC willing to go @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/8JMyfl8LoS

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

We are delighted to announce the appointment of Thomas Frank as our new Head Coach on a contract that runs until 2028.

Welcome, Thomas! 🤍

[Countspurula @CountSpurula]

@71dd0_ Is this Vinais burner account?

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

#ManCity believe Enzo Maresca is one of the few coaches in world football, alongside Vincent Kompany and Roberto De Zerbi, capable of continuing Pep Guardiola’s work at the club.

[via @SamLee]

[Countspurula @CountSpurula]

@TrollFootball @A_Donii

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Game of the day

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

Tottenham close to reaching agreement to sign Juventus forward Paulo Dybala. Deal not done but clubs hopeful. #THFC stepped up interest after their pursuit of Sporting Lisbon midfielder Bruno Fernandes ended over fee & Man Utd’s proposed move for Dybala was called off #JUVE #MUFC

[Billie @Billie_T]

Give Brighton another 52m I am moved #PantsDown

[Jack @jackdonegan13]

a real country has finally turned up to the tournament

[Hotspur Lane @HotspurLane]

Ben Foster has said former #THFC chairman Daniel Levy messaged Simon Jordan to point out how supposedly Brighton have pulled Spurs’ pants down on a player that was out of contract next year…😳

I think it’s probably fair to say if Levy was still at the helm, he wouldn’t have paid £50M for Van Hecke. ❌😬

[Countspurula @CountSpurula]

Watching my son wheel away in celebration after scoring the winner in the second half of extra time to send his team into the final is a moment that will stay with me for the rest of my life.

[Countspurula @CountSpurula]

Ibiza Final Boss vs Jordan McCann going down as fight of the year!