Count Evil

Count Evil, Comedy Horror Conjurer, 137 years old. Left leg has gone bad.

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@DaftLimmy O I wish you had 6 fingers. Perfect for nipple bass

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@ReeceShearsmith he drew the Creepshow comic back in 1983 and it's my personal favourite work of his.

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This makes me hungry

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Merry cunting Christmas

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Best alternative comedy act at the Midlands Comedy Awards 2016

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Off to the Midlands Comedy Awards in Nottingham on Sunday. I am going to fucking murder everyone, with my shite jokes.

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@Jodywhittle how about the count want you in a baaaaaad way HAHAHA HA HAHAA. Cough, erghh ha a hash aaa

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HA HAA HA VOTE COUNT EVIL OR I WILL THIS BASTARD

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@Midlands_Comedy hAHAHAaaaHahahaa its @Count_Evil here. Thanks again for your nomination!

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@GroovyBruce Ha ha ha Bruce my fellow Evil killer, KEEP THE EVIL GOING! Love the evilest horror magician this side of Englandshire.

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Count Evil's Horror Review - The Slayer. "Ha ha ha, fucking shit!"

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Just fucking don't!

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At the New Invention Victory in Willenhall with my horror partner @indiebellend on Friday 12th Novemeber. Be there or be fucking dead!

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Ha ha ha. Hello twitter bastards! Count Fucking Evil here. #icouldntgiveafuck