Jack Sparrows Burner

The Captain leading fearlessly at the helm & literal embodiment of a “Beer Tweet”. Fund my gambling problem

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Sir the third bet has hit ASU ML

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@ButtyNooters Buddy Nutters
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Poppin my stew in her oven

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Polls have closed, thank you to the constituents of delusion for electing me as governor. I pledge to lead with love

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New week, new love of my life. I may not have a permanent address, but I do love living in the state of delusion

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@Trevor_Hartman @Hans_osrs This is filthy work right here brother

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@Trevor_Hartman @Hans_osrs Villain Origin story

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Opened the fridge and the beers immediately started screaming for mercy. Can’t believe they let us get to Friday again

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Self actualization be damned, give me Kiera knightly

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New week, new love of my life. I may not have a permanent address, but I do love living in the state of delusion

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Instead of blowing out candles on a birthday cake this year, I want 28 cigarettes and to have to chain smoke them all
#jacksparrowsummer

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Just tried to put my phone up to my ear, but the wrong hand reacted and I put my vape in my ear…

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Yes I have rum in my drink, yes I am drunk before 10am, jack sparrows burner reporting live from Jamaica
#jacksparrowsummer

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Sweating out booze on the way to the airport, just like the Gypsy said

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Sloppy on the roof, call that rooftop
#jacksparrowsummer

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Timmy Chalemet might be the front runner for white boy of the century. Mad respect for the kids game

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@drlocksmd Peak male living room

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@ButtyNooters Whimsical

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Jack Sparrow summer does not discriminate between blondes and brunettes (but it does have a preference)

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I will be scoring a hat trick at mad hatter next Thursday (drinking three 1.5 gallon buckets of hard liquor)

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