Countess Eden

Showgirl for hire. Proprietrix and Adornment Engineer at Sugared Violets Emporium, purveyor of handmade fabulousness.

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Happy Birthday Frida. https://t.co/SBQGWHmmtu

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Testing https://t.co/956BFTA8Vf

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#nofilter #becauseiamfuckingmagical @ Niagara Falls, Ontario https://t.co/wBFncVtKZC

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Says it all, see you soon! @ Sid Gold's Request Room https://t.co/E4wNkxTnSe

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Tomorrow! qualmsgalore @calliepeck @waemessed @joemcginty7 @ Sid Gold's Request Room https://t.co/Fhxc3FRcW8

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Cannot wait for tonight’s #btrainburlesque with @Gadgetgogoboy and #angelicalavalier at @sycamorebar ! #burlesque #bingo #sycdjz #brooklynburlesque #brooklyntonight

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This is what happens when I shop for business. #walmart #cleanupinaisleeden #glitterbomb #countessstrikesagain #peopleofwalmart @countesseden @ Walmart Riverdale - State Rt 23 https://t.co/xG9Bxs8Imm

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Tonight! #DirtyBluesBurlesque is at 8:30! $10! Starring my new BFFs in their DBB debut - #olivetupartie, @DaisyDesnuda, & @CookingBassist at door! @ChaimJohnstein & I bring the weird. It will #glitterally KICK YOUR ASS! #burlesque #burlesquenyc #nightlife #nycburlesque #cabaret

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Tonight! #DirtyBluesBurlesque is starting at 8:30 so update your Blackberry. Graphic designer is vacationing, and also, I spelled olivetupartie wrong... 🙄 But don’t be fooled by my… https://t.co/2hcDQlyOYr

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Tonight! #DirtyBluesBurlesque is starting at 8:30 so update your Blackberry. Graphic designer is vacationing, and also, I spelled olivetupartie wrong... 🙄 But don’t be fooled by my… https://t.co/M1mA5ij9F2

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@SailorTabbyCat Nicely done!!

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@Eden_Eats Starts Netflix. Stops Netflix. When am I?

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@AbeGoldfarb

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Tomorrow night! Have a beach day at Coney, then head over to missfrankieeleanor ‘s @FrankieBurrow en La Playa! At @coneyislandusa . All Latinx show! @ Coney Island USA https://t.co/8k8IKniHGJ

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Tues 6/4 @BroodyValentino @Lydia_Lael @Gadgetgogoboy & @ZoeZiegfeld their sexy #burlesque at our doing #QUEERAF show at @sidgoldsreqroom @countesseden and @ChaimJohnstein . Kick off #PrideMonth love, freedom, and naughty bits! 8pm! #burlesquedancer #nycnightlife #pride #shows

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@WomanThorned Does the app also have a two month later booty call reminder? 😁

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#sexyandiknowit #thisismybikinibody

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Post it bitches! #thisismybikinibody

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What a goofie fabulous night at @sidgoldsreqroom last night! My lil 80s workout tribute to @Janefonda and #BunsofSteel with some #Devo! #whipit #thankyoujanefonda #thisismybikinibody

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@mollycrabapple The tendinitis is real.