Phil Crossman

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@LoftforWords I know. Awful. When are you supposed to eat?

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@QPRReport @QPR Given how the game went they could have played him anyway. If they had sat him in a chair on the halfway line it wouldn’t have made any difference.

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@LoftforWords Beautiful piece of work as ever. Thanks for another season of amazing writing which always manages to capture how the whole range of the human condition gets magnified by being a football fan. If you know what I mean.

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@LoftforWords @RobertDenhamQPR You don’t ask Yorkshire folk for money

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@UpTheRs Was thinking exactly the same thing this morning. When we got/lost Beale I think we all thought he was Marti. Turns out not so much.

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@SPQPR1 @QPR Bang smack in the middle of Ellerslie Road

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@J_J_Burke We are terrible against bottom 5 opposition. Thanks for the reality check 😂

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@AnalyticsQpr Broadly agree, although I think technically Staying Alive is more of a disco anthem than a mantra.

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@WestLondonSport @QPRReport Can’t read this website for all the ads

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@LoftforWords And we are 16th again. Perfect.

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@dickiebush Invisibility and the ability to fly

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@claireloucoker What’s that about Schofield?

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@BBCSport “Hit him on the arm” is masterful understatement

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@mapgiedev @emily_capell Excellent title! She is amazing.

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@secondtierpod It’s a crazy fucked up world

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@LawrenceV93 @leytonorientfc Incredible! And nice to see Matt Lucas turned up for the presentation

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@TingleJK @samuel_jolliffe I’m with Jacob. People seem to have forgotten the last month under Beale was a shitshow. It got worse under Critchley. It’s no surprise it took Ainsworth time to work a few things out.

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@samuel_jolliffe Appeared to put his heart and soul into it, which is a lot more than others did, and earned the armband within a short space of time. I am very grateful to him.

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@akutrs Sadly not, but if we win by more than 22 goals we could still make our favoured 16th position.

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@samuel_jolliffe Hope so too. He inherited a dire situation with a disinterested half a squad. Next season is a different ballgame. Literally.