pokerjane 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈

Poker playing ‘Spoonie’ (Battling chronic pain, POTs, sleep disorders, dyslexia…) with the best Spouse in the world.

[Envidreamz @envidreamz]

My local mom group is lighting up with identical stories:
sudden crushing migraine headaches, other respiratory symptoms and violent nausea “out of nowhere.”

Some getting just the head symptoms, no GI stuff.

The chorus?
“So weird!” “I never get headaches! BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE NOW!” “How weird!”
(When you hear the “SO WEIRD” comments come out… it’s a major hint that it is Covid.)

I gently comment:
“That’s the Covid.”
Immediate autopilot reply:
“Not the Covid.”
Me: “Why not though?”

[crickets] 🦗

We all know what it is.
Stop playing.
This virus never left. It just keeps rewriting the rules while we rewrite reality.

The smiling apocalypse rolls on and on…
Who else is watching this denial script play out every single day?

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

Imagine being a teacher and thinking that it’s okay to pee in a cup in your classroom instead of going to the bathroom like a normal human does. Also that a child or teacher could have walked in there at anytime.He apparently didn’t know there was camera in there or forgot.

[Rina ִ ࣪˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀ 🪽་༘࿐ @blissfullydark]

And this is why their crime rate is “so low”.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

seatbelts aren't designed for breasts.
Real blood wasn't used for period product testing until like 2023.
Female crash dummies weren't regularly used in crash tests until 2022.
Women are 30% more likely to die if her surgeon is a man.

Endometriosis affects 1 in 9 women yet it takes 10 years to diagnose nd there's more research done on male pattern baldness than endo.
nd endo studies consist of how attractive endo patients are to males...

[🇵🇸 | WillowTheBirdwatcher | Arcee’s #1 Fan @Dopamine_Fan]

this Datacenter is only 200 meters from the zoo. These things make constant noise & heat the surrounding areas by up to 16 degrees. The Nashville Zoo is home to over 350 species of Leopards, Tigers, Rhinos, Zebras, Giraffes, Alligators, Monkeys, & more. Please sign the petition

[pokerjane 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈 @Countryjayne]

@GGPoker A❤️A♦️

Nick: SuitcaseSam

#GGMasters #GGPoker

[GGPoker @GGPoker]

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[Harry Spoelstra @HarrySpoelstra]

There are plenty of world-class L0ngC0vid experts far smarter than I am.

But I bring something they don’t: I’m a CV surgeon and endovascular specialist. I’ve had hearts, lungs, arteries, and other organs literally in my hands. I’ve seen their insides, healthy and ravaged, with my own eyes.

That gives me one brutal, irreplaceable edge: I can take the science and translate it straight into the living, bleeding reality of human anatomy.

And what I see coming is ugly.

You, personally and as a society, are in for one hell of a shock.

Read this 🧵👇

If you keep minimising SARSCoV2, refuse to protect yourselves, and keep swallowing the lies of pseudo-experts chasing money or psychiatrists salivating over a fresh FND goldmine… you’re walking straight into disaster.

Tell every last one of them to https://t.co/rw58iRjUf4 off!

Then follow the hard, unfolding science.👇

Your organs don’t care about opinions. They only care about damage. And the damage is already stacking up, be it momentarily maybe still clinically "silent"! #AvoidSars2 #AvoidReinfections

[Ashley 😷💜🟧 @sassyashieOG]

It’s almost like researchers should have been studying women’s bodies all along instead of pretending we are the same as men and mice.

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

Everyone bully Kevin O’Leary until he shrinks it to 0 acres

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 Jan. 6 rioter Andrew Taake has pled guilty to soliciting a minor.

He previously received a full pardon from Trump, even though he was caught on camera attacking Capitol police.

[Masked Rogue 😷 🇵🇸 @unMaskedRogue]

A queer teenager in Cambridge was invited to speak about her experiences at the city’s Pride flag raising ceremony. When she began to detail the harm caused by homophobia and transphobia on city council, the mayor took her mic away and said she wouldn’t stand for such disrespect

[Envidreamz @envidreamz]

As a fitness instructor, I see the exact same pattern every Covid wave in my classes.
People show up coughing, eyes watering, clearly sick, yet call it everything but what it is.
Today was no different.

A woman in her 50s told me she suddenly developed a “random cat allergy” after staying with her daughter over the last week.
Watery eyes, sneezing, congestion. Never had cat allergy issues before.
Yet, she continued to cough and sniffle the entire class with no cat present in the room.
New found cat allergy or virus?! 🤔

A mom came back from a beach vacation in Mississippi with her two toddlers.
They all got sick, missed a full week of the gym, and she blamed the local news story about high levels Enterococci bacteria in the ocean water there on the Mississippi coast.
When I asked if they went into the ocean water at all, she said the beaches were closed.
So was it mysterious Gulf of Mexico bacteria or a virus?! 🤔

She added she is now in the “final stages with that lingering cough.”
I have heard that exact phrase so many times on this Covid journey.

Meanwhile, people have been sick locally and on social media nonstop for the last month.
None of it adds up.

We are all living in an eternal smiling apocalypse of denial, pretending the virus that never left is just allergies or some vacation gulf water bacterial infection.
That includes the people running the CDC wastewater levels.
“Extremely low” my ass.

[Reich-Wing Watch @ReichWingWatch]

🚨33-year-old Kenneth Wayne Cassels Jr., a Texas MAGA man who spent his time on Facebook sharing Jordan Peterson “wisdom,” laughing at trans people, and posting right-wing memes, has gotten himself arrested for something a lot worse than being terminally cringe.

Cassels, of Lufkin, is behind bars after deputies pulled him over and he allegedly threw two bags containing roughly 59 grams of meth out of his vehicle.

A forensic examination of his phone then revealed child s*xual abuse material, triggering a second search warrant. In total, investigators allegedly found more than 300 images of child s*xual abuse material on his device.

Cassels now faces five counts of possession of child s*xual abuse material, drug possession, and evidence tampering. He’s held on $600,000 bond.

If convicted, he faces 5 to 99 years in prison, a $10,000 maximum fine, and lifetime sex offender registration.

It’s always the ones you most expect.

[tern @1goodtern]

I have a new hero:

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Not any Immigrants, Black, Hispanic, or trans people in there.

[🐝 @beha_hun]

Incredible how every “pro-life” policy actually leads to a large amount of unnecessary death.

[Sammi🦋 @StoriesBySammi]

I'm a grizzly.

They just decided one acre is all I need.

The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service just redefined "secure habitat" for grizzly bears in Montana.

The science said 2,500 acres minimum.

They changed it to one.

No public input. No new science. Just a rewrite.

And it wasn't random. The change conveniently cleared the way for a 17,700-acre logging project cutting straight through the corridor grizzlies use to travel between two of their last strongholds in North America.

A former Forest Service wildlife biologist said it plainly: "A one-acre island of forest surrounded by roads isn't secure habitat. It's a death trap."

Courts already rejected this same playbook when agencies tried 10-acre patches near Yellowstone. They lost. Then they came back with one acre.

Who's going to tell the grizzly it only gets one acre?

#DemsUnited

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

“Why don’t you just go to the police?”

“Why don’t you report it?”

“If you were really raped you would press charges”

Meanwhile this Toronto cop sexually assaulted a child.

Const. Parsa Hazeri faces half a dozen charges.

This is why we don’t go to the police.

[Warren @swd2]

So all of you guys who were in my comments last month talking about how food assistance should not include candy and soda but actual healthy foods, I suppose you’re going to call your members of Congress and the White House about this?