Aul Wans

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To the great gang of follyers, and my aul pal and fierce bollox @irishfunerals especially, take her handy. We’ll rise again !

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Mná na Harem
#FreePrincessLatifa

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Young Roche got her PDF this week. Online.

There’ll be no talking to her mother now...

It’ll be Doctor this and Doctor that ..

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Himself is looking forward to the vaccine.

“I’ll put up with any side affects except a dislike for draught Guinness”

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Timmy Hughes was sent home from school today.

“The teacher gave me a choice” sez he.

“2 weeks suspension or a calculated grade in a Covid test.”

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@eye_kelly I like vegetables and I like burgers too. I’ll ate it as long as there’s no vegetarian shite in it.

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Didn’t I go into the church today to light a candle...and blessing myself with the stuff from the hand sanitiser...

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Dessie Conlon’s little bar will be opening soon.

“ Of course i’ll be serving food”, he says..

“A grand feed a pints..”

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Bonnie Dolan called the cows together in the corner of the field. “Unless ye belch 7% less every year until 2030, in accordance with the new programme for government, ye’re all off to the factory” sez he.

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They’re going to ban hanging out clothes. The breeze will be needed for wind farms.

#GreenParty2020

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@ei3grb_rob Barack Plaza, though, is in Tipp. Moneygall is where ye stop if ye want a good Offaly steak. The Plaza for the fried chicken.

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@ei3grb_rob Tis Tipp. If ye fell sick there, t’would be the Banshee from the Roscrea area (0505 phone number) that’d be despatched to eircode E53 F342 to give out the warnin’.

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Young Murph is going much better on Tinder these days. The mask is suiting her..

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Sergeant Cox has a young fella doing the leaving this year.

“Tis like this”, sez he, tapping his pocket where he keeps his book.

“Either he gets the points or the teachers will..”

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Dr Hughes was telling us about the latest Corona victims at the hospital.

“We’ve 3 lads in with fierce injuries after trying to skip the queue at the off license”....

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I knew it wouldn’t take them long to close the pubs on Good Friday again....

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Tasey Murph - me own age - has a young fella staying with her for the length of the lockdown.

“Me darlin Quarantine” she calls him.

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New sign outside O’Connors pub :

“If ye’ve a cough, please fuck off”

#COVIDー19

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The widow Hayes down in the village has the cure for #coronavirus.

She’s mighty with warts as well.

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@finnnystack An playing cards too, betting the nest...