Martin Couper

[Martin Couper @Coup4life]

Looking forward to seeing @TomFelton in #thecursedchild tonight. The cherry in top of an epic NYC trip for my wife’s 40th.

[Martin Couper @Coup4life]

Watching @benhurleycom ping a Jenga block out of the tower with a tennis ball has got to be one of the greatest moments of TV history.

[Martin Couper @Coup4life]

@taskmaster is my favourite tv show so started watching the New Zealand version.

@dlcorreos is possibly my new favourite person in life.

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@NylaRoseBeast @ProPandemonium @KingSerpentico I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again. Protect Nyla at all costs.

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The sound of Blob slopping away during #ShaggedMarriedAnnoyed will haunt my dreams @4pmWineTimeBaby

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Me trying to flirt with my wife: “work has been so crazy the last couple of weeks, I can’t wait to actually spend some time with you.”

My wife’s response: “Just found out xxxx is going in for surgery.”

#marriedlife

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@EvilUno Isn’t it Rusev Day?

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Just watched new @tomsegura special on Netflix and laughed so hard I pulled the muscles in my ribs.

Literally so funny it hurts.

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It’s my mother in law’s number I’ll send, as she is the lead name on the booking.

[Martin Couper @Coup4life]

Just found out @TUIUK cancelled our flights to Florida for 2024 in April this year...but didn't actually tell us until MIL called to check(after hearing a rumour). Villa and car had already been booked so now scrambling about to rearrange. Absolutely shocking.

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@ddemOn888 Wont you Pray Another Day…

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Rewatching @tomsegura #Disgraceful and he said we were about 5 years away from never having to leave our homes.

This was in 2018.

I mean…

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@tezilyas It looks so different at dusk. Can’t see the vomit or random fingerings in this light.

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@BigTomD @FootballManager @LUFC Aim higher mate.

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@notcapnamerica

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Started listening to #wolfandowl podcast and honestly, everyone needs to get themselves a hype man like @BigTomD. Always so lovely to @RomeshRanga.

Great bants between the pair.

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@EvilUno I don’t think you’re a vastly overrated piece of art. I think you’re great.

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@craigfowler86 The man must have Adamantium as bones.

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@ddemOn888 This is the best one yet.

Cole: My God, that’s Paddington. Paddington is here!!

[Martin Couper @Coup4life]

When my wife was leaving for work this evening I told her she’d dropped her hair pin on the floor.

She looked at it, shrugged and said she didn’t have time to pick it up, then spent five more minutes telling the cat how much she was gonna miss him.