Sarah Courson

[🅿️OLO RALF @ReckItRalf]

When you’re waiting for your sandwich and Doritos after coming out of the pool https://t.co/uqd0AzhR65

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

if your girl texts you “omg” with no context she either found a sale at tjmaxx or she totaled her car there is no in between

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

I think a tattoo would make me feel better

[Sarah Courson @CoursonSarah]

@ZackHollander I would recommend reading David Ramsey! :)

[Casey Frey @caseykfrey]

Get tf out my way type way. @dvbbs @xxbridge

[Sarah Courson @CoursonSarah]

@k_bremzz No

[David McGill-Soriano @mcgillsoriano]

“Long Beach will be back and better than ever.” -Memo Mendez

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

i have to pee but im gonna wait a little bit so i have something to do later

[Sarah Courson @CoursonSarah]

I really don’t think I would be ok if I didn’t have my dog with me...... shout out to all the good boys (& girls) keeping their human’s sane during all this

[RubMor @QBruby]

1920: Alcohol is prohibited

2020: Liquor stores are an essential business during a national health crisis

[ᴠᴀᴜsᴄʜ @veeasyg]

Once this passes I’m doing a reverse quarantine and I’m not coming home for a month straight

[Dylan @therealDBcoop]

Life’s too short. Let the little shit go and love those around you.

[Sami Grover (find me on Project Mushroom) @SamiGrover]

As Australia burns, Indonesia drowns.

Do not look away.

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

my new years resolution is to continue being a cutie fuckin patootie

[satan 🦇 @batgrl666]

Bringing this back bc it’s so pure 💓