ᴠᴀᴜsᴄʜ

Diet Coke Connoisseur | #FTTB | 🇭🇳

[ᴠᴀᴜsᴄʜ @veeasyg]

my coworkers all operate and ask questions like its their first day on this planet

[Saniya Dhawan @SaniyaDhawan1]

Turns out that uninstalling instagram and not knowing what everyone is upto 24/7, is indeed good for your mental health.

[ᴠᴀᴜsᴄʜ @veeasyg]

Forgot to pack my lunch last night cause I passed out and this morning when I went to pack it Jenny had already done it for me 🙂
I love being married fr

[ᴠᴀᴜsᴄʜ @veeasyg]

Why are there so many lesbians in Vegas?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Time to lock in” - me at 3pm when my shift started at 9am

[ᴠᴀᴜsᴄʜ @veeasyg]

Yesterday was my deadline for a project I was doing and tbh I barely started it today. 4 espresso shots and 2 neuro mints later and it’s done.

Philippians 4:13 bookies 💪🏼

[ᴠᴀᴜsᴄʜ @veeasyg]

I cant....I live in Vegas

[cats being cats @catsbeiingcats]

take a moment to cool off

[ᴠᴀᴜsᴄʜ @veeasyg]

my coworkers gf is sick and is using a meat thermometer to see if she has a fever lol

[ᴠᴀᴜsᴄʜ @veeasyg]

Just starts dating grenades to feel something and I have to listen to all his stories 😫

[⟲ @unotfbg]

u can tell when a coworker got nothin going on outside of work

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

everything about dua lipa’s life is like she rubbed a genie lamp and got all 3 wishes. she’s naturally gorgeous, always on some type of dream vacation, and met her husband bc they were reading the same book. for my mental health, i have to block her

[alluringskull @alluringskull]

FAGGOTS LEMME HEAR YOU MAKE SOME NOISE #priDEMONth

[𖤐 @gottaluvkelvyn]

there's no LGBTQ without the 'T' let that be known.

[ᴠᴀᴜsᴄʜ @veeasyg]

Me and @jennyfiedlove every night while we talk about bravo drama

[Koalapuffslive @koalapuffslive]

Stoner couples who sesh together:

[. @deityofnightt]

l've never seen anything more accurate

[ᴠᴀᴜsᴄʜ @veeasyg]

@quetalmny I would’ve said me but I didn’t go lol

[ᴠᴀᴜsᴄʜ @veeasyg]

+ our chihuahua mix (Perc)

[BATTYGYAL @liynnder]

Dual income lesbian household with no kids

[ᴠᴀᴜsᴄʜ @veeasyg]

Some men are so performative at the gym

[MALOME PAPI @murphygee5]

Getting drunk while we are still preparing to leave