Court..♡

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[Court..♡ @Court76311277]

There’s balloons on my profile if anyone cares 🎈🎂

[Biri♛ @numeroun0_]

fuck a bag can you buy me a house please 😭😭

[Locket 𐔌՞• ▴•՞𐦯💤🪶 @SleepyMothy]

"why are you wearing the same outfit two days in a row??"

Washing machines exist???

(I did not put it in the washing machine)

[crittur @miwwmiu]

God it’s me from Twitter can I please have some money or anything

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

I need one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid good money for responding to one email a day, keep my laptop on, attend one pointless meeting a week, and spend the rest of my time looking busy. Where can I get one of those?

[xayosoa @xayosoa]

today’s date is literally me fr bc I’m a 10/10

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

I really hope I live before I die 🥹

[•el• @_ellerry]

periods don’t just make you bleed, they take your energy, mood, patience, appetite, sleep, motivation, concentration, confidence, peace, lower back, stomach, skin, sanity. bitch leave something!! 😭

[Brook @brooktimbe_]

To whoever is getting laid today, go an extra round for me, i ain't getting shit

[angeltbh @notyourhom60332]

I don’t mind being single. But sometimes I see a couple casually doing grocery shopping together and think, oh, that looks nice.

[richard @richard_normal]

you hear stories about how people win the lottery and it ruins their life, destroys their relationships, and ends up leaving them destitute. i want it known that would not happen to me. if i won the lottery id be very happy. it would easily work out well for me.

[kel🪴 @kelbell_26]

a pretty girl like me needs a gun!

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

I wonder how many people have gone home after meeting me and thought “what the fuck was that”

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

i honestly doubt anyone has ever actually had a crush on me. like the thought of someone’s heart speeding up and then getting giddy at the thought of ME is just out of this World

[Ada🌸 @Starrgirl_Ada]

When I’m on my period and trying to get in a position that relieves the pain

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

Our government can track R100 entering your account and cancel your SASSA grant🤣🤣BUT MILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF RANDS CAN MOVE AROUND AMONGST POLITICIANS AND SUDDENLY NOBODY KNOWS ANYTHING.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

"You just want an easy life." And I'm supposed to want stress???

[layne @mooncallister]

i was genuinely meant to be a deadbeat middle aged alcoholic father but instead i got stuck as a young woman

[˛ @vhrioz]

period cramps makes me want to unfemale myself

[chris @chrisismetrying]

who gave period cramps permission to spread to your legs. that’s not where my uterus is.

[Chioma Genia @eugeeyy]

"send me your account number"

A grammatical masterpiece