Courtney Miller

Something to put a little razzle to your dazzle, a little pep in your step

[Courtney Miller @CourtCarlson7]

Update: I did not have the car on apparently.

[Courtney Miller @CourtCarlson7]

I don’t know how to work the A/C in my in-laws car, but Creep by TLC is on the radio so know I died of heat stroke happy.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

‘Lifetime’ should just be called the 'Psycho Man’ channel…

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

If healthcare isn’t a right twitter is probably not a right

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

For reference, there were 14,000+ arrests at the George Floyd protests.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Republicans in congress cowering under their desks as violent men roam the hallways finally understand what they've put every school kid in America through.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

philip seymour hoffman legit hit 1.000 during his career

[rachel yara @bugposting]

i would 100% die for any of my friends but i will never text them back

[Ross Miller 🍿🎬 @rosstmiller]

Right-wing politicians getting the vaccine first

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

I’m not thanking Republicans for shit at this point. I’m done praising them for doing the bare fucking minimum after what they’ve put us through

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

While I may be the first woman in this office, I will not be the last—because every little girl watching tonight sees that this is a country of possibilities.

[Courtney Miller @CourtCarlson7]

Making my daughter watch that speech anytime she feels less than as a woman.

[Courtney Miller @CourtCarlson7]

Voting for this sweet bebe to have the best future possible. And so her first phrase isn’t “this fucking loser” which is said anytime Trump’s voice violates my ears. #BidenHarris2020

[Courtney Miller @CourtCarlson7]

Alllllll righty then @JimCarrey

#Halloween2020 #AceVentura

[Courtney Miller @CourtCarlson7]

I adore these two 🥰🥰

[Mandy Patinkin @PatinkinMandy]

Working on our vote dance. We didn’t fully get TikTok, but now it’s keeping us limber as we work to get out the vote. @tiktokinpatinkin #vote #flipthesenate #dancingforbiden #GOTV

[vantablack @DKEvanoff]

Biden- "If you make over 400k a year your taxes will be higher."

Guys from my high school that make 35K a year-

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Kamala Harris is currently harnessing the collective energy of every woman who's ever been talked over, or talked down to, in a meeting.

#VPDebate

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

mike pence watched the scene when mama coco died and softly whispered to himself in the theater “that’s one more down”

[Courtney Miller @CourtCarlson7]

If you have 5 kids and haven’t dressed them in all white to recreate the “I Want It That Way” music video, why did you even have 5 kids?