Courtney Wood

I know almost nothing about everything.

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Just finding out @OfficialJackson played his last concert this weekend 😭

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Monday me hates Friday me.

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#BusinessOpportunity brunch next to a @potterybarn

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The lady at the nail salon really keeps me in check. Last month she told me i looked nice and strong, today she asked me if i had been sick.

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Marlboro menthol lights 100s with one turned upside down 🚬💋☺️ #takemeback

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Why do i feel worse running 3 miles than I do biking 60? #oldass

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Late to the game but Six Feet Under's finale being the best is a stretch. It was good though, they werent all ghosts like i was thinking. #hbo

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For the past 20 or so years January is not my month.

[HBO @HBO]

Rest in peace Isiah Whitlock Jr.

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"Music was better when ugly people were making it."

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This is not a good time for Lowes to start selling clothes when I have no idea what my wardrobe/style is.

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@GatorDontPlay #balance

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A girl at work said she made 100 caramel apple jello shots for her halloween party tonight. I'm hoping to be in bed early for my dentist appointment tomorrow. #HappyHalloween

[Amanda Gail @amandagail200]

Every week I say I’m going to stop voting for Andy then every week I can’t help it I’m sorry #DWTS

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Yup. 5 months PP.

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"I wonder if Neil feels silly now playing Old Man." @FarmAid #FarmAid2025

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

The suspension of @jimmykimmel and the promise to silence other Late Night hosts for criticizing the administration should disturb everyone on the Right, Left, and Center.  It’s wrong and anyone with a conscience knows it’s wrong.

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I was hoping this man was not a #Swiftie and just a grumpy old man...

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I'm in such need of a new look/ makeover I'd settle for early 2000's Tyra Banks for one.

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If my baby is getting up at 3:30, we're starting the morning off with Rob Zombie.