🃏 Big Jester Jay 👑🐜 (on Hiatus)

Im here for the tom foolery if im honest
The jester of the court
A jesters role is to speak truths to the king that no one else will.

[🃏 Big Jester Jay 👑🐜 (on Hiatus) @CourtJesterJay]

Mizkif will forever want to be the hammer, but is eternally the nail.

[Think Before You Sleep @TBYSTweet]

holy shit what a legendary moment

[Rob MacDonald @R0bMacDonald]

The yearning will continue until you are all married.

[🦇 DeadsynArtworks 🦇 @KHAOSANIMA418]

The fact that we've created the ability to make water-resistant phones like this enough to recover this sort of accidental footage is kinda crazy to me. I remember when dropping anything electronic in water would instantly destroy it.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Metal band Mastodon are selling $150 vinyl records made with real 10,000-year-old mastodon fossils

Fans have to win a raffle for the chance to buy one of the 170 available

[Riki @_RikiWalker]

“I will never know love like they do, Professor. I am forever barred from meeting the busty tomboy version of myself. I have nothing to lose. My only goal in life is to make sure Harry and Malfoid live happily ever after.”

RON THE ABSOLUTE GOAT FOR GOD SAKE

[SHEMUEL様 @daneilonyx]

Chip off the old block

[Aidel Channel @AidelChannel]

The Bass Shake (Efforia ver.)
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[Nic Munoz @nic_munoz]

People don't understand Napoleon's insane IQ. Napoleon once spotted a shipment of boots missing in an army of 500,000 troops. Napoleon once recalled 2 cannons missing from formation of 500 of them. Napoleon would read for 12 hours straight on the most abstruse subjects. Napoleon had a custom library designed to take with him on campaign. Napoleon would dictate and read letters while taking baths. Napoleon would kick his counselors awake when they started falling asleep at 2 in the morning. You are very likely not operating at Napoleon's level. When you study the greats of history you really realize the true level of genius that these people operate at.

[Aidel Channel @AidelChannel]

Honeypie (Seiun Sky ver)
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[Dr Atavism @AtavismDr]

The hilarious part is, the more sexist you make Ron, the more epic it is that he wants his bro Harry to be happy with his Malfoid.

[🇵🇸 @7ouki]

I’m glad Minato won the popularity poll for the one shot manga cuz this was special

[Zero @GrandZeroGaming]

"I'm not sewing. I'm upholstering, which is one of the five original industrial arts."

[Lem @lem00001]

Malfoy switches sides

[Anime Kaiser Willy II @praesto04]

Halo would still be the most popular shooter if they actually listened to fans instead of sycophants.

[𝙶 𝙴 𝙽 𝙲 @GENCZILLA]

Rat Colony

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Kavkaz (Rulership ver.)
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