Courtney

just a girl trying to get home to her leftovers (she/her)

[Courtney @CourtSchaef14]

@____dan_______ Say it isn’t true

[Dominique Devereaux’s Son @wondermann5]

The children will never know how it was growing up with variety shows that were ultra, ultra gay. For example, here’s Liza Minnelli with her version of Donna Summer’s Bad Girls
https://t.co/ME1JIWhN0o

[charlie @chunkbardey]

well it’s night. as a lonely stoner this is often when i choose to free my mind

[Courtney @CourtSchaef14]

@crownchannel @AngieOverkill @PocketGina This image is everything

[Cherry Bomb Pictures @cherrybombpics]

happy father’s day, hot girls!!!!

[paco @AllaireMatt]

this is one of the most impressive things i’ve ever seen, I can’t believe how far we have come as a species

[Courtney @CourtSchaef14]

@amandagaglione @AmericanAir Wtf that’s trash

[Courtney @CourtSchaef14]

@KellenBecoats :(

[Courtney @CourtSchaef14]

@jplesko97 @ajsicker This tag, I’m crying

[Kellen Becoats @KellenBecoats]

Hello, hi, I finished a marathon in my home city and (despite the fact that I’ll probably be feeling these cramps well into my 60s), I am very proud *insert Jeb Bush “please clap*

[Courtney @CourtSchaef14]

@KellenBecoats

[Courtney @CourtSchaef14]

@kdnopants @_kc_dilla_ YES

[em @emilydelaney_]

yeah, i'm looking at you, Sex Diaries !!! https://t.co/iDDM47kwW8

[kyra @garlicemoji]

happy labor day roz

[Courtney @CourtSchaef14]

Pulling out the phrase “my house, my rules” while explaining to my mom that she can’t come visit me in NYC until she is vaccinated

[Courtney @CourtSchaef14]

@emilydelaney_ 23 is seltzer, 24 is malbec, 25 is grapefruit, what new thrill will 26 bring? Cannot wait to find out

[Check Header 💜💛 @jaesofamous]

This is the best explanation of the Covid Vaccine I’ve ever heard.